I shall call him Syntarsus Sphincterus Arkansas (7 photos)

im from arkansas and that is one of a kind. trust me

Remember boys – taking steroids and lifting weights WILL gice you a laughably small penis!

no way that's Arkansas. probably russia, cause in ak that dude would be fish food.

AK is Alaska, dumbass. AR is Arkansas

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sick steriod using bastard

that arkansas, not russia.

In Russia this clown will be killed immediately 8)

It is Russia, this guy lives in Saint Petersburg and trains in my gym. He allways comes with nice girls.

He may come into the gym with nice girls, but I highly doubt he ever comes with nice girls. See what I did there?

Damn he’s ugly!

yes he’s ugly!!!! super! and what about his eyebrows? looks like gay-er!

future transgender

What.The.Hell?!

Oh my god. Look at those Jean SHorts

bahahahahahhaha!!!!!

this guy is a fucken wierdo i deffently would not spend my day looking at him in a thong like fuck man no one wants to see that macroni noodle caught in a afro

hahahaha steroids made his package smaller.

What the F*CK?? That’s all I can say…..

Holy fuck.

Looks like gay on steroids.

HAHAHAAAHHAH look at his nips!

WTF is that ???? somebody please shoot him and feed him to the dogs !!

His back tattoo is pretty cool tho. bio mechanical tattoos are rad

What a douche.