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Airbrush city!
Ahhhhh yes now i remember why we have pedophiles…
i’m mr obvious
im no photoshop bro but even i can see the edits
DISTURBINGLY FUCKED UP!
wow, the photoshop work on these photos are horrifying. let alone the fact that these girls are tarted up to oblivion.
these images are heavily retouched, you can send them in to touch of glamour for instance and get them retouched like this for 35 bucks.
parents pay for this. what the frak is wrong with this country?
OMG thats discusting…
Real natural children are smarter than this dolls…
We are the zombie robots we will destroy you!!! creeeeeepy…..
very pretty pics… but surely the photographs have been worked on a lot in photoshop.
vomit barf
Too much of touch-up with photoshop. Makes them look fake.
They have so obviously been airbrushed. In particular their eyes and eyelashes.
Just too much Photoshop being used with too little skill.
You could obsrve this all over the mediocre magazines.
yet I bet every one of these kids’ parents was acting out of a genuine feeling of great love for their child when ordering these.
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! What have they done to these kids? They look like “Kelly” dolls.
Fair warning, if the pageant freaks find out you’re “stealing” the photos of their “precious Darling Daughters” they will be on you so fast with internets lawyers your heads will spin. They’ll find out where you live (no joke), find out all your online presences and where you work, and even follow you in real life. It’s batshit insane.
A board I frequent mocked the hell out of them, and they went absolutely fucking apeshit. It slid from hilarity into serious stalkerism.
Now that the public service message is out of the way, HAHAHAHAHAHA nice prostitots!
They look freakish, not even like real people. Who would want their kid to look like this. Somebody should slap these parents. Wake up! What the hell is wrong with you? You actually think your kid looks good like this? The parents should be slapped but the people who run these pageants should be executed.
Do they airbrush that “dead behind the eyes” look or is that all natural?
I know one of the girls in these pictures! And some of these are Toni Overby’s! Certainly she did not give you permission to use her pictures. My sister does pageants, and I’d be a mess if I saw her pictures up here. These pictures are only used in the pageants. These girls run around, jump, play, do regular things. I did pageants for a while.
Have any of you ever been to a pageant? The girls bring dolls, they dress up in jeans and t-shirts, and they mess themselves up. Just like regular little girls. They are only made-up for a few hours, and then it’s back to normal.
Please, don’t bash pageants if you’ve NEVER been to one. It makes you seem like a real idiot.
Also, these aren’t even YOUR OWN children. What do you care for if their moms are entering them in pageants? What are you going to do about it?
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jasmin shut up. They are kids yeah your prob right their like normal kids running around all day and they get made up for a few hours but still it shouldnt even be like that! I mean come on putting makeup on a child and making them look like an adult and then displaying them like that its just wrong. I have seen beauty pageants and most of the children are only doing it because their parents want it do you seriously think a child would do that out of free will?? yeah I thought so, so why dont you just save your breath.
And why the hell are these people trying to make them look like 30 year olds seriously next they will be having them parading around in little skimpy clothes and lingerie seriously!! And they look like little fucking ugly freaks normal children are much cuter and better looking than these barbie dolls.
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Wow, jealous much. Sounds to me like some seriously jealous people with too much time on their hands to be worrying about what others do with their children rather than worrying about themselves.
only thing i can say
jonbenet ramsey
The sad thing about this so-called hobby is that it teaches children all the wrong life lessons as well as bankrupts those least able to afford it. These kids are also fair game for pedophiles. If you read the pageant mom boards you will find that a pedophile was outed as a pageant insider and he’s caused untold harm. There is nothing natural about this hobby and no genuine benefit is derived for the children. It should be outlawed. I’m just waiting for the next pageant child tragedy for Nancy Grace and others to turn media attention to this disgusting matter.
That’s true. A friend of mine enters her child into pageants, and though the parents have the option of not having to do these photoshopped pictures and such, other parents do if it means their child will win so and so amount of money.
It’s like any other hobby but once it becomes more for the parent and less for the child, and plays them up to act more adult than necessary then it becomes unhealthy.
That being said, these pictures are hilariously ridiculous, whoever created these standards of judging for these pictures is kinda screwed in the brain.
look like computer generated graphics. Are these girls not naturally pretty without making them look like freaks?
Only in America.
It looks like theres been put adult eyes on most of them, right?
Ugly girls, all of them. I don’t see the ‘beauty’ in any of these pictures. Jelousy? Please. Thank god I never looked like that as a little girl, photoshopped or not, I would have shot my mother for that crap.
Ewwwwwwww. Horrific photoshop work. Retouched to the max with no skill.
This is cruel I call it chil abuse.
this style of photo edit is called “babydoll” it is used in glitz pageants, it’s a separate photogenic category. they also have natural photogenic. don’t get your panties in a bunch, this is not meant to be a “real” photo. and really, none of those kids look “tarted up” they look mostly artificial, like a a porcelain doll. get over it already
does anyone know where these photos were sourced? i teach photoshop skills to college students and i keep trying to find an old link of tons more of these images BUT CAN’T. there are more, creepier ones out there!! BTW, my point in showing these to my students is to show what not to do!!
these little girls look amazing!!!!
i am in pageants and i don’t believe that anyone that has never been in a pageant before can say anything abot these pictures. i have pictures that look like these and i think that they look absolutely amazing. people who don’t like them are just plain jealous.
now we see why little girls hate them selves, why they dont eat, and why suicide has become a leading cause of death in teens and children. The sexualization of little girls is ruining everything that a childhood should be.
people criticise pageants, but unless uve done them, u cant undertsand what theyre like. i am one of these pageant kids, and i love them more than anything.
these pics are clearly photoshopped
This is wrong on so many levels.
Little girls (including many not even old enough for 1st grade) being overtly sexualized many, many years before they should have to even think about such things. Call it “glamour” if you like – it’s still sexualization. They’ve got the rest of their lives to worry about winning approval with perfect figures, glittery makeup, hip gyrations, and “smoldering” expressions. Give them their time of innocence, for heaven’s sake!
These girls get the message early that appearances are everything. How many will go on to develop eating disorders and other emotional problems? How many will go on to become plastic surgery junkies as adults because they’ve been instilled from early childhood with such a warped perception of what beauty is?
I have little doubt that the vast majority of these children are quite attractive and would be more so if they were sent onstage with clean faces and in age-appropriate attire.
NO, these are not the worst, there are many mor out there that are even more disgusting, they have very high hair, curls and lips like china dolls, even worst.
They actually make the noses smaller on these photos. The photos look nothing like the real kids. Go search and find the real bad ones! They are out there, real sexual, and the faces distorted to look better
Listen not to be mean. I understand that some people don’t like girls in beauty pageants. thats your choice. and yes some mothers force there kids to do this, but whats the difference in forcing one to do this or wearing a dress to church or not allowing your daughters to wear anything but dresses. I mean lots of people have different outlooks. Kids forced to goto church, school, play sports, and various other things daily. To top it off when you sit there judging these kids and there families what about yours. Do you have a drunk a pot head a all around druggy. And parents who force kids to work out or how about kids who dress in all black and many other things that could be mentioned. I think before you sit there judging these people you should get over your self get off your fat A…. and live your own life and look at what you force your kids to do or your parents force or forced you to do. Rather than judge others why don’t you just judge yourself and let others live there lives the way they want to. This from the brother of girl who was in beauty pagents and she never was in 1st place yet she has total confidence and my mother didn’t make her do it she chose and pushed my mother to let her. My cousin who is 5 now was in pageants and wants to do it some more but her mother can’t afford it anymore. and I am looking into putting my daughter into them as well.
these kids are cute and they might wear a little too much makeup but they have good pics. and i want to go to the next level and be in a pageant too. im not even a girly girl im a tomboy but i want to meet more people and get my confident level up
Whats the big deal. child preditors are on the playground waiting for the parent to turn their head, or teaching at a public school. they are not at a beauty pageant. they like girls who have no parental involvement.
My daughter’s picture is third from the last. TAKE IT DOWN! You do not have permission to have her picture or any of these other children’s pictures here. I know many of these girls’ moms. Once again, take her picture down or face legal action. Thank you.
Can we say judgemental?? You come on here, bashing these beautiful girls and calling them ugly? What a horrible thing to do. reguardless of how you feel about ths issue, you have no right to place judgement on any of these girls. Maybe you need to look a little harder in the mirror and find out what it is you don’t like so much about yourself, that you feel the need to critisize something you know nothing of. You are adults, behaving like children, and picking on innocent kids. What or why they do ANYTHING(pagenats, sports, cheerleading) doesn’t effect you. You chose to look at this website, but when it’s all said and done, it’s none of your business. My daughter does pageants, she doesn’t do glitz pics, but that’s our decision. But it is not my place to put judgement on anyone that does. You wouldn’t call out a child that was ugly becaue that would be cruel, but you think you have the right to call these children ugly? And the only reason pedophiles get a hold of pics are dumb people like you copying pictures on multiple websites without consent. Congrats, you contributed to the problem. Get a life. You certainly have better things(or at least I hope )to do than pick on children. why don’t you set an exaple of maturity instead.
If only I were thirty years older and had a van.
HAHA…HOES in the making!
all the moms please STFU. you turn your innocent girls to something you want them to be so you can brag. Your girls could care less if they play in the mud or having an freaking award. You stupid bitches.
i think there is nothing wrong with child pagents. pagents give alot of oputunites and u meet alot of new people i am 15 years old and i am for sure when i get older and get married and i have girls of my own i will put them in pagents. i am a particpant in pagents and they give u many opurtunites and i meet new people from all over the country
there are some parents who treat their children as either small adults or cash cows
You are the smartest person I have ever encountered. You have unsurpassed logic, not to mention grammar and spelling. I’m sure that you will make a splendid mother someday.
I think you are being sarcastic……….hopefully….