One great reason not to have a best friend named Darcy

December 5, 2008 | In: Funny

UPDATE: Somebody sent The Chive a photo of Elizabeth here.
UPDATE #2: GOTCHA! IT WAS A HOAX! READ ALL ABOUT HOW WE DID IT HERE!

Vince

cute toes. I love it when girls kick off their shoes on their first drink : )
Your whore daughter

okay ou know what dad big thing had SEX ON THE BEACH and you know what he was cute and i enjoyed t so too bad….
stayaway from me case i hate you……….
and mm probably only became a whore cause of you so dont go there with me cause i am so not in the mood for it right now
good night and tay out of my life okay d**
you know what im not even going to call yu a dad cause your no one so stay away from me
I HATE YOU
Your whore daughter.