UPDATE: Somebody sent The Chive a photo of Elizabeth here.
UPDATE #2: GOTCHA! IT WAS A HOAX! READ ALL ABOUT HOW WE DID IT HERE!
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One great reason not to have a best friend named Darcy
Author: John
In: Funny
UPDATE: Somebody sent The Chive a photo of Elizabeth here.
UPDATE #2: GOTCHA! IT WAS A HOAX! READ ALL ABOUT HOW WE DID IT HERE!
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OMG, what a shock, I’m a stupid whore like the rest of my peers!
LOL!
When your’e done being grounded, give me a call!
She’s becoming a whore. Just like her mom.
And yet the stereotype is that men are the ones who brag to their friends about getting laid.
First off, this girl could have easily talked herself out of this one if she wsan’t an idiot. There were many strats she could have employed depending on the disposition of her father.
Second, why the hell would she want her best friend there while she looses her virginity? That’s pretty freaky, especially for a first timer.
Why the hell would “Dad” leak this text?
sadly, it’s not fake. I know the girl
She already has his credit card #? Explains a lot.
LMAO that suckkssss
OMG this happened to me… I hadn’t talked to my parents for a few years (long story) and one night called my friend DAN (before texting) and got my DAD’s voice mail on the cell phone. I hung up when i realized the mistake, but they called me back telling me that they KNEW I was sorry and trying to get ahold of them.
Needless to say, we aren’t talking again and I have now deleted DAD so it doesn’t happen again.
aww that sucks. she’s probly play it off as first kiss or something.
+1 Zing! for father
lmfao @ Lizzy’sDad’s comment!! lolz
That’s why I have my dad set to “Father” or “Home” haha
happened to me, when I accidentally texted my grandmother complimenting her on the quality of the pot she sold me
whoops
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she has big man feet! put on some socks!
This is why parents shouldn’t have a text messaging feature on their phones. “Dad” spent 10 minutes composing each of those messages, probably in front of me driving in his car, it took “Lizzy” 5 seconds to write her entire message.
[...] One great reason NOT to have a best friend named Darcy. Aaaaand, oh man… you’ll have to click the link to see why. [...]
Ooooh so the woman has sex like a normal human being. The horror! Grow up people.
In response to lastfreeman, Liz herself would have leaked it. On the iPhone the name at the top is who you are talking to. Funny situation, but probably fake. The screenshot ability on the iPhone is a great media for conversation hoaxes. If real.. very funny
That shit don’t happen in europe, first time is long before 18
i doubt it very much.
Hang on im getting a call from Elvis.
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Stephen - “Ooooh so the woman has sex like a normal human being. The horror! Grow up people.”
Well in response to that, imagine your daughter texting you about it while on a trip, and with a guy YOU never met. Oh hey Steve! Heard your daughter got Herpes, who’d she get it from? Some guy you never met? Tough shit. Have fun with your whore of a daughter. >.>
1st born children should not be left on the beach. Despicable.
I hope the christ she is sterilized, just so she cannot breed!. Bloody idiot!. She’s as thick as standard-mix cement.
Seriously does anyone thinks this is real?
I hope not but Im sure there are people that do. There probably the same people who reply to the Viagra spam emails and probably the same people who voted for Bush to have a 2nd term.
ahhh, great fictional story
who cares? dumb sorry… is this the best you can do? jesus christ, save the bandwidth
Aww, too bad. You got caught because you have to let everyone know every minuscule detail of your life. Boo hoo, idiot. Oh, and that’s gonna be even more sad when you realize you lost your virginity to some random fuckwad on a beach somewhere… Ahh regrets, they build character.
Her feet aren’t bad at all. Socks are for consumerist drones!
LMFAO! WOW! that’s one reason why I hate iPhones
Oh wow. If this is real, it sucks… But if you look at the top picture, if thats her than i can see why this got posted. Don’t let your friends take your phone when you’re drunk. Or better yet, don’t tell people really personal stuff over texting. And definitely don’t do anything you could possibly regret… Like letting your friends take your phone when you are drunk.
Ta Da! Problem solved.
oh and lmao to the guy who texted his g-ma on accident about pot…
I can just imagine what would happen to me if i did that… Haha.
Wow. This is so fake… It’s fascinating how many people will think this is true. Hm. And to the person who is like “I know her” you’re an idiot.
Although I did find amusement in the comment from “Lizzy’s Dad” (:
Maybe this girl just wants to seem like a slut.
Although waiting until 18 is quite a wait. A lot of girls lose theirs anywhere from 14 - 17 possibly even younger.
LMFAOOOO
owned..
[...] Week, The Chive published a story about a young lady named Lizzy Frisinger on a class trip who accidently sent a text message to her father after losing her virginity. The story exploded onto the internet on The Inquisitr, [...]
LMFAO! Fake as hell, but still funny shit.
She has an iphone, daddy’s cc, and cannot spell.
Who the hell would fuck this?
@Avry… right because losinig your virginity is a “miniscule” part of life…