Parent FAIL (12 photos)

January 7, 2009 | In: FAIL, Funny, Kids

John

WTF lol i dont think the kid with the raccoons is a fail, i think i would do that too, it would be fun for the kid to be hanging upside down, wile all the blood rushes to his head and the raccoons decide to have a field day with sharpening there claws on his head lol sorry its early, just woke up
Anonymous

Harming children isn’t funny, no matter what it is.
Mommy M

These are revolting! The microwave baby is the worst of all. What sick minded person thinks injured and potentially injured children is joke worthy?! I can't even put into words how discusting these are. CPS should be called on half of them

lynzi

the whole microwave thing is just horrible. there was actually a case in the city i’m from about a guy ACTUALLY microwaving his 4 month old:/ sick shit.
anon

I think the microwave baby is the least harmful. At least it's a joke. Obviously nobody is going to turn it on. The raccoon has to be the worst.

robin yates

the kid with a fork in his nose will never forget it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it is sad to see people seem to have lost their sense of humour regarding cages and microwaves,,,,,,,,,,,,loosen up,,,it’s a joke !
junephilippines

some of them are so serious and harmful…
Beefy

Hysterical. All of them. I’d like to see an after picture of the kid in the microwave.
Equalizer

NO baby in the washing machine?..
BathrobesAreMyDailyUniform

I’m a parent & I thought they were funny.

The pictures prove my theory of what happens when you mix alcohol + back seat of a Camaro + inbreeding.

There’s an up-shot though – perhaps the kids will grow up to be sterile… you know, if they live that long.
David

I think the reason -most- people object to the microwave picture is because it -has- happened in real life.
ladyguitarstar

i think that all of these are horrible! Especially the kid with a fork in his nose, and shame one the slut doing that in front of the baby.. Whats wrong with people?? Now im embarrassed to be an american again. and are you serious? someone has microwaved a baby before? jesus christ

Kent

You should be ashamed in yourself, not be ashamed to be American considering you just automatically assume all of these pictures are Americans and that even if they were (which you don’t know) you’d have to assume it could only happen in the US in order to make it an indictment of the US.

Qwerty184

What? U blind? I dont see any mothafukin black or asian their! So shut up!

StrapOnThatJammyPac

Seeing these photos reminds me of the ideology of Idiocracy, but hopefully these parents only have one child so morons don’t overthrow the human race. Who knows….it may be too late now.
Richard

They should be put in jail
Pongobongo

Captions:
1) What the fork?
2) 2 is the new 21
3) Who says kids are hard to handle?
4) "A" is for Apple, "B" is for Ball…….."W" is for Whipped Cream
5) Kid – "I wanna be just like her when I grow up!"
6) ….
7) Working smarter not harder!
8) Just practicing for the future….
9) Beat your kids, musically.
10) Raccoon – "Just a little lower…."
11) So THAT'S where baby back ribs come from…