Top 10 Reasons why Ed Hardy sucks
10. Ed Hardy clothes will make you rip them to pieces for no reason.
$200 T-shirt down the drain.
9. Ed Hardy clothes will make you fat.
Britney used to be skinny before dawning this bikini..
8. Child Abuse
This little fella has no idea his parents are dressing him up in gear that will surely get his ass kicked.
An Ed Hardy shirt is a one way ticket to being featured on hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Not good.
6. These Guys
Photo speaks for itself. If you are reading this and you are also in the above photo remember to cut length-wise, not across.
5. TJ Maxx
Ed Hardy shirts, known for being retarded expensive are now in your local TJ Maxx tagged to move for $9.99. Someone should tell Beyonce.
4. Ed Hardy will break your iPhone
Simply download the Ed Hardy iPhone app and in seconds your screen will shatter in disgust.
3. Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne is a piece of shit. Lil Wayne endorses Ed Hardy. Ed Hardy is a piece of shit.
2. Ed Hardy will get your ass kicked
Stop domestic abuse. Stop Ed Hardy.
1. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are at fault for the housing crisis, the stock market crisis, the auto industry crisis and now the Ed Hardy fashion crisis. I swear if I ever see them in public, I would gladly serve jail time for kicking them both in the junk.
Update: StuffWhitePeopleLike.com just came out with #124 ‘Hating People Who Hate Ed Hardy’. Definitely worth the read!HERE
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