TheChive Investigative Report: How Jessica Simpson Got Fat (8 photos)

jessica simpson fat eating 7 TheChive Investigative Report: How Jessica Simpson Got Fat (8 photos)
I did some digging/assuming and found the cause behind Jessica Simpson’s latest weight gain -it turns out to be food. Jessica has not only been hanging out with Oprah popping sweet potatoes like Jelly Belly’s, but her country music tour has taken her to small Carni venues that serve nothing but junk food and entire horses. Num num get you some! I turns out that Tony Romo not only likes losing, but also likes girls that have fallen off the wagon. Who knew…?

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  • robin yates

    junk food,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, big ass !

  • SreyaNotfilc

    She’ll be back…. I hope.

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  • Wow

    Have some respect man. Thats just not koool,

  • cuervo

    that’s a huge bitch!

  • Green Rhonin

    That was pretty ridiculous chive. Of all the stars that have gained weight lately, Simpson has to be on the low end of the fatty pole.

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  • flibertygiblet

    I'd still have her

  • DrInsane2U

    I wouldn't have her but I'd hit it

  • emma

    it's llike….hmmmm…..she eats ALL THE TIME!!!! she has got to be stuffing her face and she is HUGE. i thought she had to be pregnant. nope. just really really fat. jeez. someone needs to tell her to slow down the all the southern fried food because she is absolutely enormous.

  • aislinn

    That is absolutely cruel, and inhumane. I am so disappointed with the chive on so many levels.

    – a former loyal chivette.

  • i enjoy dolphins

    no love for the thickness? that sucks chive

  • Dave

    Shes still increadibly hot. I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating fried chicken. I watch Employee of The Month regularly just for her.

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  • Nat

    Look closely…. is it a bird, is it a plane..? No – it's a HORSE! HAHAHAHAHAH

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