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TheChive Investigative Report: How Jessica Simpson Got Fat (8 photos)

jessica simpson fat eating 7 TheChive Investigative Report: How Jessica Simpson Got Fat (8 photos)
I did some digging/assuming and found the cause behind Jessica Simpson’s latest weight gain -it turns out to be food. Jessica has not only been hanging out with Oprah popping sweet potatoes like Jelly Belly’s, but her country music tour has taken her to small Carni venues that serve nothing but junk food and entire horses. Num num get you some! I turns out that Tony Romo not only likes losing, but also likes girls that have fallen off the wagon. Who knew…?

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  1. How I Lost Thirty Pounds in Thirty Days says:

    Great post! Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!

  2. robin yates says:

    junk food,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, big ass !

  3. SreyaNotfilc says:

    She’ll be back…. I hope.

  4. [...] • Investigation: How Jessica Simpson Got Fat [...]

  5. Wow says:

    Have some respect man. Thats just not koool,

  6. cuervo says:

    that’s a huge bitch!

  7. Green Rhonin says:

    That was pretty ridiculous chive. Of all the stars that have gained weight lately, Simpson has to be on the low end of the fatty pole.

  8. MeisterMon says:

    Damn!

  9. flibertygiblet says:

    I'd still have her

  10. DrInsane2U says:

    I wouldn't have her but I'd hit it

  11. emma says:

    it's llike….hmmmm…..she eats ALL THE TIME!!!! she has got to be stuffing her face and she is HUGE. i thought she had to be pregnant. nope. just really really fat. jeez. someone needs to tell her to slow down the all the southern fried food because she is absolutely enormous.

  12. aislinn says:

    That is absolutely cruel, and inhumane. I am so disappointed with the chive on so many levels.

    - a former loyal chivette.

  13. i enjoy dolphins says:

    no love for the thickness? that sucks chive

  14. Dave says:

    Shes still increadibly hot. I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating fried chicken. I watch Employee of The Month regularly just for her.

  15. [...] I knew I was going to make it. For the record, this is a our skinny attractive friend Jessica, not this Jessica. High five Nick [...]

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