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	<title>Comments on: Selma Hayek makes me want to buy Campari (12 photos)</title>
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		<title>By: jeff</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/02/18/selma-hayek-makes-me-want-to-buy-campari-12-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-1229542</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jeff]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 03:52:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My fantasy girl for sure!!! I am in lust every time I see her! 
Chive, PLEASE GET MOAR OF HER ON  HERE!
 I did this search and this is 2 years plus old!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My fantasy girl for sure!!! I am in lust every time I see her!<br />
Chive, PLEASE GET MOAR OF HER ON  HERE!<br />
 I did this search and this is 2 years plus old!</p>
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		<title>By: Daniel Angelo Monaco</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/02/18/selma-hayek-makes-me-want-to-buy-campari-12-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-826985</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Daniel Angelo Monaco]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 05:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;So listen, I got you a modeling job.&quot; 
&quot;Hey, that&#039;s great!&quot; 
&quot;Bad news, you have to wear a tuxedo under hot lights and press your body against two other guys.&quot; 
&quot;Aw son of a-&quot; 
&quot;Good news, between those guys is Salma Hayek in a low cut dress.&quot; 
&quot;Oh, okay then.&quot; 
#9 ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&quot;So listen, I got you a modeling job.&quot;<br />
&quot;Hey, that&#039;s great!&quot;<br />
&quot;Bad news, you have to wear a tuxedo under hot lights and press your body against two other guys.&quot;<br />
&quot;Aw son of a-&quot;<br />
&quot;Good news, between those guys is Salma Hayek in a low cut dress.&quot;<br />
&quot;Oh, okay then.&quot;<br />
#9 </p>
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		<title>By: djro69</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[djro69]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MILFin &#039;el!!! ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MILFin &#039;el!!! </p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/02/18/selma-hayek-makes-me-want-to-buy-campari-12-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-155054</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 09:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Her name is Salma not Selma! haha a mexican proud! :) 
damn she&#180;s hot!!! 
 
PS. Chive, you should post some pic&#180;s of Jimena Navarrete! The Miss Universe 2010..another Mexican proud! ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her name is Salma not Selma! haha a mexican proud! <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
damn she&acute;s hot!!! </p>
<p>PS. Chive, you should post some pic&acute;s of Jimena Navarrete! The Miss Universe 2010..another Mexican proud! </p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/02/18/selma-hayek-makes-me-want-to-buy-campari-12-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-134137</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chris]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 14:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does this ad imply a gang bang? ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does this ad imply a gang bang? </p>
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		<title>By: muffinfluffer</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/02/18/selma-hayek-makes-me-want-to-buy-campari-12-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-44143</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[muffinfluffer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 08:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i would eat her for days]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i would eat her for days</p>
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		<title>By: Bruno</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/02/18/selma-hayek-makes-me-want-to-buy-campari-12-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-41441</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bruno]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Salma could sell me ANYTHING!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Salma could sell me ANYTHING!</p>
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		<title>By: DaddyD</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/02/18/selma-hayek-makes-me-want-to-buy-campari-12-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-2655</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DaddyD]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[edc and Ogag ... no chance if you can&#039;t even spell her name right ... wait a minute ... you don&#039;t have a chance anyway!

Possibly the most beautiful woman in the world ... also one of the sexiest ... and damn smart too. Produces as well as acts.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>edc and Ogag &#8230; no chance if you can&#8217;t even spell her name right &#8230; wait a minute &#8230; you don&#8217;t have a chance anyway!</p>
<p>Possibly the most beautiful woman in the world &#8230; also one of the sexiest &#8230; and damn smart too. Produces as well as acts.</p>
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		<title>By: gOOOOOU!</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/02/18/selma-hayek-makes-me-want-to-buy-campari-12-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-2654</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[gOOOOOU!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MY luscious...... my Luscious (creepy troll voice)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MY luscious&#8230;&#8230; my Luscious (creepy troll voice)</p>
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		<title>By: Ogag</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/02/18/selma-hayek-makes-me-want-to-buy-campari-12-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-2653</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ogag]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Salma is a certified MILF]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Salma is a certified MILF</p>
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		<title>By: edc</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/02/18/selma-hayek-makes-me-want-to-buy-campari-12-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-2652</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[edc]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t want a campari, but I do wanna fuck Salma&#039;s tits.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t want a campari, but I do wanna fuck Salma&#8217;s tits.</p>
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