Funniest church signs ever Part II (15 Photos)

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  • Mattythegooch

    Praise Allahlalalalalalalalala!!!

  • Jesus

    Jesus never existed, how stupid do you feel?

  • Frodo

    Some of the signs are funny. But Jesus if he existed was just a man nothing else. The bible was written by men and Cristianity has pagan DNA. Some men made up the church to get power and money. It is in the business of making money no matter what they tell you.. The church shoul d pay taxes like every one else.

    Don't bother praying for me. I don't need to be saved. to be saved. I am a pagan. The earth is my church.

    • Dan

      Yah, because martyrs were really in it for the money.

  • Funny Church Signs

    Haha, one of the best signs I've seen was the one about google not having the answer to all questions. I have to disagree though, Google knows all! 😛

  • @ScottCO09

    #3 No way this can end well.

  • Erszabet

    The reason most people are looking at this page;
    1. Church goers to … laugh at the church
    2. Regular people laughing because its a visual of how we see the church

  • tim

    I banged my pastor's daughter, and she was awesome.

  • Larry

    Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day.
    Teach a man religion and he will starve to death praying for a fish.

  • Anonymous

    Jesus is real and alive, and His Word is alive, and it cuts like a sword through the darkness. The bible was written by man, INSPIRED by God.! For those who dont want prayer, you get prayed for the most. In Jesus name, Amen!

  • Anonymous

    Wow. People. Please understand that without God we wouldn’t be here. You can argue that evolution had something to do with it but then were did the molecules that multiplied over the years creating earth come from? Huh? Care to explain that?
    The only thoughts that ran through my mind when I read this was how lost some of you people are. I don’t appreciate you saying those horrible things about my lord. I hope you know that when you die and see the lord you will realize how wrong you were

  • emma

    Some of u are saying dat God is not real. Well if u have d courage or way 2 ask d devil, u can go ahead and ask him, and he will easily and gently say “GOD IS EXISTING”, d reason why God threw d devil 4rm heaven was dat, he was tryin 2 over throne God which can not hapun, is jst lyk tryin chase ur father from his own house, so u gat to bliv dat dere’s God

  • emma

    All of u are very stupid 2 bliv dat God does not exist, u and ur so called illuminati should go 2 hell

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  • James

    God may exhist but the church and the Bible is a Farce. The Bible was written by man, not God, so therefore your saying that man was imperfect enough to be kicked out of the garden of Eden but was able to write the Lords word 100% perfect…please the only thing anyone was thinking about back then was how to survive and make a living. I am not saying that there isnt a God once again but, to say you should give 10% of your income to the church that has brought so much hatred to homosexuals, Judaism, Muslims, and women becuase thats what it says in a book written by a few men who claimed to hear it from God is sketchy to say the least….

  • UONE2B1

    To Jeff

    Hey jeff that’s not GOD’s money cuz GOD doesn’t have any mone nor he wants the 10% of ur salary, all GOD wants according 2 what we have been thought is 2 get along with each other. churches, religions are nothing but a big business, and bsides if it would be the 10% it should be off /from what u have left after u pay all ur debts first, (2 the cesar what blongs 2 da cesar) another words pay ur debts first.

  • ib

    I know the first one isnt fake, because i saw a news spot about it… saying that he wasnt saying gays and lesbians go to hell but the message behind the video to that song is ultimate sinning… which i call bullshit on his words…

  • Big Bob

    Gloria says…to Gloria? Are you talking to yourself here? See what too much religion does to a person?

  • Melanie

    If you read your Bible at all you’d see that God doesn’t want you to have debts or to be indebted by worldly things at all.

    Matthew 6:24
    “No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.”

    Romans 13:8
    “Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law.”

    Proverbs 22:7
    “The rich rules over the poor, and the borrower is the slave of the lender.”

    Granted you should pay your debts, I’m not saying you shouldn’t. But the FIRST of your fruits belong to God. Not the last.

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