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There’s no A/C in hell… either. Hee.
Church is a business and they don’t have to pay taxes like we do. Most people don’t understand that. All they want is your money.
The first one isn’t funny, it’s insulting. :/
Hey Gloria,read your bible.The church doesn’t want your money. God wants his 10%.It’s not your money anyway,it’s God’s.He just allows you to earn it.Because without God you would have nothing.
To Jeff
Hey jeff that’s not GOD’s money cuz GOD doesn’t have any mone nor he wants the 10% of ur salary, all GOD wants according 2 what we have been thought is 2 get along with each other. churches, religions are nothing but a big business, and bsides if it would be the 10% it should be off /from what u have left after u pay all ur debts first, (2 the cesar what blongs 2 da cesar) another words pay ur debts first.
To Gloria: The Church may not pay taxes, but they do pay electric bills, gas bills, heating bills, and salaries to their employees (not just the pastor), there are secretaries, janitors, day care workers (in my church), etc. Besides, it’s not your money, but God’s – He just all0owed you to have enough health go out and earn a living.
Gloria says…to Gloria? Are you talking to yourself here? See what too much religion does to a person?
all church is is one big clut they ask for you’r money even if you are poor and they should have to pay taxes like the rest of us do. but as i dont belive in any type of god i could care less!
Hey Tom, maybe if you did believe in God,he could teach you how to spell the word CULT. But God LOVES YOU anyway. Everyone please say a prayer for TOM.
God may exhist but the church and the Bible is a Farce. The Bible was written by man, not God, so therefore your saying that man was imperfect enough to be kicked out of the garden of Eden but was able to write the Lords word 100% perfect…please the only thing anyone was thinking about back then was how to survive and make a living. I am not saying that there isnt a God once again but, to say you should give 10% of your income to the church that has brought so much hatred to homosexuals, Judaism, Muslims, and women becuase thats what it says in a book written by a few men who claimed to hear it from God is sketchy to say the least….
These signs are fake and there’s a website that generates them.
I know the first one isnt fake, because i saw a news spot about it… saying that he wasnt saying gays and lesbians go to hell but the message behind the video to that song is ultimate sinning… which i call bullshit on his words…
I’ve seen a good one: “give the devil an inch and he’ll become a ruler”
@Eric
If they’re generated on a website why don’t they make them funny?
It’s preety obvious the signs are fake, Go Cubs??? Lulz! Anyway I laughed my ass off. Please someone tell Jeff there’s no need to be offended with other peoples atheism. I’m atheist and I don’t get offended with your theism. But I do get offended with your religious intollerance.
Chill out, watch some Monty Python and … Always look on the briiiiiiiiiiight side of life
Raul Testa (and others) Jeff isn’t offended by your nor anybody elses atheism,(sorry about grammatical error) like any other religions, he’s just taking the chance he has to express his veiws and protect what he believes. Also, I do agree with him about the whole, “church not wanting the money.” The Bible says that EVERYTHING is GODS. Not mine, yours, and anyone that lives, breaths, and comprehends life. So please, stop hating on Jeff for expressing his veiws and like you said, “Always look on the briiiiiiiiiiight side of life.”
God Bless
Thanks DarkDude43 for having my back.Our church recently had a funny sign.It said CH_ _CH ,whats missing? UR. The bright side of life is that Jesus died for our sins so that we could have eternal life in heaven.Can’t get any brighter than that.He died for you Raul Testa.You must have some interest in God,you were on a religeous church sign site.Everyone pray for Raul,that he will find Christ and change his beliefs about God and heaven. GO CARDS.
Elisabeth is right. It is amazing to see how quickly people who claim to be Christians can judge others with such might while ignoring their own “sins”. By the way, anyone who has issue with this and is divorced, I believe that the Bible also says that you are to be stoned to death. Still breathing?
Gloria you’re a tool.
I loved these! I recently seen a church sign “If you are going through life with God as your co-pilot…. switch seats. I thought that was awesome too. I use a lot of these quotes (and scripture that jumps out at me) on my myspace. I have had several nice comments. I spent a good part of my life as an athiest but God was faithful in drawing me and now I know the truth and as the sign says I am ashamed of a lot of things in my life but Jesus isn’t one of them. God Bless everyone!
PS A church is NOT a business. They are a charitable organization who helps the needy in whatever way they are drawn to help. Just like the salvation army, missions, clinics, there are several types of non-profit organizations all of whom help others and none of whom pay taxes. Any employees of any of these organizations including churches (including pastors) pay their taxes just like the rest of us. Business’s spend their earnings on themselves and however they see fit. They are not regulated by anyone. Just a little fact.
ha, that first one is from a small town in ohio. i remember it because the church was vandalized shortly after putting up the sign and the pastor had to issue a formal apology for offending anyone. it was funny at the time…
All I have to say to the athiests is that, Jesus loves you and I will be praying hard for y’all
God bless!
see that’s exactly why i became an atheist…
fuck god, fuck ala, fuck jave and any other stupid pile of shit made up by fag monks afraid to go fuck themselves
Seriously…it’s insulting to an atheist to have someone say “Oh people need to pray for *insert name* because apparently they don’t believe in God so their life must be sooooo terrible!” It’s condescending and something that Jesus freaks love to throw around to make themselves appear to be superior.
I think the one sign “God expects spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.” says it best. Religion is between you and whatever higher power you happen believe in or not believe in. Whether you believe in God or not, if everyone lived their lives by what The Bible teaches, the world would be a better place.