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That’s just wrong. Well, except for tailgating!
That looks excellent!! May have to make it for my next meal!! YUMMY!!
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Now just batter that bad boy up and deep fry it, and it’ll be complete.
They have got to be kidding! Heart attacks for everyone! It sounded interesting, but when I saw how it was made, I felt sick at the thought of all the grease. Ew!
what about stuffing the burger with Hot Pockets and putting quesadillas between the pizza’s?
Let’s see, it has bacon on it, therefore it must be good.
Dude- gonna try it- that’s directions to Tastytown- with a capital T- No wimps Allowed! Righteous Bro- Hope the wife cleans up behind the Posse- NOT!! Hey man just saying thanks to you I’m gonna make Brat Patties this weekend- Peace-Out
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Looks awesome but is a recipe for a heart attack.
My chest suddenly feels all tight… and what is this? My arm’s gone completely numb? That ain’t good…
Oh my god, that looks disgusting.
In this day and age where health care costs are skyrocketing and the United States has an epidemic of obesity, that recipe should be illegal (seriously.) Anyone who makes that should be arrested for abuse!
HAHAHAHHA Is this a suicide attempt
Wow, i cant begin to imagine the amount of calories and fat in that.
No way dude that’s legit. He baked the hamburger so it’s all good.
that looks nasty as hell! gag!
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I’d rather eat my wife’s afterbirth
I had a heart attack just looking at that thing! Can’t imagine eating it!
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mm. cognitively
Dang dat looks finger lickin’ good!
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“I think my heart stopped……..oh, there it goes.”
Wow… i’m guessing one large bite and you have your caloric intake for the day
OMG THT LOOKS SO GUD!
Leo: please would you cover the steps in more detail. When you put the bacon dreamcatcher on the baked burger, it looked like there was cheese or something on the dreamcatcher. What do you do with the onion and garlic that are in the picture? I want to make it for a dinner party for a few friends. Thanks for posting it. I can’t wait to give it a try. What burger/fat ratio do you use; 80/20 or ?
Thanks very much.
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the whole thing is 9,950 calories (litterally..)
split it into 20 pieces & you’ve still got 500 calories.
hey but u could make this w/ personal 5″ pizzas, lean ground beef, reduced fat cheese, low fat bacon… hey and you’ll save yourself A TON of fat and calories and saturated fat and sodium and… well everything.
looks really good if your stoned, I would make it , but would have to make a thin burger for inbetween ,thats just alot of beef.but great recipe .
Can’t wait for football season to try this – do you have specific directions – cooking times, ingredients, etc…
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NOW THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. ID DIG INTO THAT IN A SECOND.
I imagine fat and ugly americans eat shit like that
Disgusting. And some of the meat is still not cooked all the way through.
@ lololol: Americans arent the only ones who are fat and ugly. I *beg* to know what country you come from, asshole.