Emergency vampire kit (5 photos)

March 4, 2009 | In: Creepy, WTF

This is an authentic vampire defense kit made by a Transylvanian monk over 100 years ago. It comes complete with multiple crucifixes, a wooden hammer, holy water viles, a silver knife, a syringe, garlic, red serum, blue serum, a bottle of “secret potion” -and last but not least, forceps to remove the vampire teeth after slaying one.

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JG

That’s pretty sweet.
Signe

Yeah, those things are cool… I read a lot about old creepy eerie things and such. Oh and by the way, I notice now that the site is still pretty slow… I think it’s all the ads and all the “random posts”/”random galleries”/”related galleries”-links everywhere. Great site though!
Lasherman

I’m just wondering what the red and blue ‘serums’ are.
Equalizer

The only problem is how heavy is that kit if you’re going to carry it while running away from those vampires!…
Vicarious

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
miko4372520

they say vampires don’t exist but seeing an authentic vampire defense kit makes you wonder, no?
Serge

they forgot the anti-gay sparkle potion
brandon

OK, now we look for Edward Cullen.
Marty

bullshit.
irazz

inspirated by twilight
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