“Welcome to Texas. Now get the fuck out.” Heeeeee.

Welcome to Texas – ya'll come back and don't let the door hit you in the ass!!! (I can say that because I was born and raised here) Why don't we just secede and become our own country already???????????

LOL I just found out the state of Texas is bigger than quite a few countries!!

And haha…welcome to Iowa…I hope you brought something to do :L

New hampshire, “you wont believe how white we are” haha totally true i likved there and it was just like that… besides i was the only tan kid in the whole school

politicians, govenors,local township mayors telling the truth ! don’t be so silly !!!

Does anyone know what the Kentucky one means? I don’t get it…

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Awesome XD

NEVADA!! FUCK YEAH!!

TEXAS FTW!!!

Where in New York is that. It is really like that in the Adirondacks. Its sad but the us locals would be a lot cooler if you were a sexxy chivette instead of a dumb jersey city prick that trashes the place.