22 Reasons why I swim in the hotel pool

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a killer fish teeth 5 22 Reasons why I swim in the hotel pool

Shark Vs Squid = WTF?!?!

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  • Carlos MV

    Amazing. top post.

  • Amanda

    Holy Christ, why do some of these things even exist?! What possible service could they perform for the universe (other than scaring the hell out of people and, probably, devouring children and small pets)?

  • http://www.whiterteethwithsarah.com/ Amanda

    Holy Christ, why do some of these things even exist?! What possible service could they perform for the universe (other than scaring the hell out of people and, probably, devouring children and small pets)?
    OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi

  • Signe

    Nice post… But SCARY… Well, some of these creep me the Hell out! I think I recognize one or two as being photoshopped though…

    Either way, the Moray eel, in my opinion, is not so scary… In fact, they are cute and very shy! But I get your fear, it was my father’s biggest fear until I showed him a cute one in a pet store!

  • jigsaw

    they look like minions of the anti christ sent straight to earth from the depths of hell

  • Hookie

    Octopus ftw!:P

  • Corella

    The 17th one down is FAKE…its been posted all over the net as fake…wtf?

  • Psara

    17/19 looks like a gulper eel with fake teeth.

    Snakefish(20) are scary as crap because they eat everything and can go on the land for a few days.

  • RW

    17 and 19 are photoshopped composites of a baboon’s head on a fish body. The long grooved canines and the bilophodont molars are dead giveaways.

  • evanligus

    The octopus is cool :p

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  • Juan

    Yea… fuck that shit. Especially that Octopus vs shark video. You can count me out to go swimming there.

  • Brandon

    Staring down into a shark’s throat (13) has to be one of scariest things I can imagine; it’s like a huge fucking abyss

  • F-u

    I absolutely love the bizarre hells at which these beings emerge.. *creepy scratchy voice*
    *clears throat* SO! tea anyone?

  • My_T_G_D

    The Sea Is A Proving Ground For Jehovahs Range In Diversity Of Survival In The Harshest Of Conditions. Like The Venom Of Snakes, Electricness Of Many Animals. Survival.

  • divingscubaboy

    Most of the really rank stuff only lives uber deep anyway. Morays have never troubled me whilst they’ve been holed up or free swimming.
    Still have no desire to meet a great white under water though. I’ve been close to threshers and hammer heads and thats enough!

  • KorovaMilkBar

    Humans top of the food chain, MY ASS.

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  • sandro

    Amanda they serve the fucking same reason your whinny ass serves! nothing! so stfu and go fuck yourself u bitch.

  • Joe K

    Sandro, please do the same you crazy ass fuck. I know your momma may smell like a fish but she aint one so calm down it was just a comment, geez…Btw the third one down looks like the predator…

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