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Flat? Voluptuous? Round? Square? Magical? Mysterious? All the above. It’s a fact that Paris Hilton has never gone under the knife for breast augmentation, but I’m positive she does have the world’s best collection of miracle bras.
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I love her breasts!
shes way overrated….
shes still quite sexy
Her boobs are contortionists! I can’t stand her. Famouse for nothing. No talent or anything.
oops…famous
she has awesome boobs
i want her bra
I want to be her bra
Doesn’t matter. She is a whore. I have ejaculated better humans into my old socks and toilet then what she is or what she will ever become.
sperm is not a human….not enough chromosomes…idiot.
Lol very true. I wonder as well
Paris who ?
Shes rich…and shes a blonde, both my primary needs in one girl;
THe last picture, you can see the padding that’s giving her a boost.
They obviously get bigger when she’s on the blob.
What a fucking skank, though.
She may be all the things that people call her but, I’ll bet that most men will clock that out of pure curiosity, and she got money to boot. I don’t think she need talent but for one thing….
hi, spring is cooming! good post there, tnx for thechive.com
What a skank. I wouldn’t do her with your dick.
she got famous cos the media caused her to be famous and people constantly like to know about her life for whatever reason. being rich is one thing, but she didn’t pay the media to make negative reports about her. why would anyone achieve fame like this? common sense. and why are you even interested to comment on her breasts if she’s not attractive to you? you can save your time to earn more cash or chicks, why spend time criticizing? maybe someone has criticized you in your lifetime and you enjoy it so much that you’re here doing the same thing here.
True story, I ran into Paris in a casino in Las Vegas. She must have been pretty drunk, because normally I repulse women, but she was coming onto me pretty strong. She begged me to fuck her, but due to the likelihood of contracting a STD from her I would only allow her to suck my cock while wearing three condoms. But I couldn’t cum because, like most beautiful women, her blowjobs are like sticking one’s zipper worm into a sausage grinder. Finally I was able to cum, though, after I closed my eyes real tight and fantasized that it was Barack Obama doing me.
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Peng
Would LOVE to bang that.. Wild and she loves it.
wow she is a beautiful woman,yummy,yummy.always gives me wood
Guwahati
What sort of Witchcraft is this!?! Maybe the same sort that got her famous despite having no talent…
Shes Def NOT "Chive Worthy" either way