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	<title>Comments on: Paris Hilton&#039;s breasts can&#039;t make up their mind (22 photos)</title>
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		<title>By: Big Brandy</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-2/#comment-1335392</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Big Brandy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 11:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most women are having big or saggy boobs, for having big boobs became a very common thing amongst women especially after plastic surgery jobs. All famous women are becoming very similar in shape to each other, so that having big boobs is no more Thaaaat hot. Yet seeing small boobs on top of a sexy body, is like a throwing a bomb at a man&#039;s mind, because it creates a hot shock: she&#039;s dammmmmn hotttt, and most important: she&#039;s DIFFERENT- ie not a photocopy of all other famous girls!!!!!! ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most women are having big or saggy boobs, for having big boobs became a very common thing amongst women especially after plastic surgery jobs. All famous women are becoming very similar in shape to each other, so that having big boobs is no more Thaaaat hot. Yet seeing small boobs on top of a sexy body, is like a throwing a bomb at a man&#039;s mind, because it creates a hot shock: she&#039;s dammmmmn hotttt, and most important: she&#039;s DIFFERENT- ie not a photocopy of all other famous girls!!!!!! </p>
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		<title>By: Tuff Guy</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-2/#comment-944652</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tuff Guy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe she is a talentless bitch, but I&#039;d still LOVE to put it in her.  ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe she is a talentless bitch, but I&#039;d still LOVE to put it in her.  </p>
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		<title>By: quan</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[quan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[on &amp; off birth control 
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>on &amp; off birth control </p>
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		<title>By: rossy</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-2/#comment-909810</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[rossy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 18:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#039;d still eat and shag her till she begged me to stop,or until my 3min were up ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#039;d still eat and shag her till she begged me to stop,or until my 3min were up </p>
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		<title>By: jack</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-2/#comment-879713</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jack]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just imagine her and fucking ejaculates me ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just imagine her and fucking ejaculates me </p>
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		<title>By: Dan Miller</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-861446</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dan Miller]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shes Def NOT &quot;Chive Worthy&quot; either way ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shes Def NOT &quot;Chive Worthy&quot; either way </p>
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		<title>By: Sploodge</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-853152</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sploodge]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 00:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What sort of Witchcraft is this!?! Maybe the same sort that got her famous despite having no talent... ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What sort of Witchcraft is this!?! Maybe the same sort that got her famous despite having no talent&#8230; </p>
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		<title>By: I want to wave my coke to her small boobs</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-616712</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[I want to wave my coke to her small boobs]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guwahati]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guwahati</p>
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		<title>By: bill</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-616677</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 10:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[wow she is a beautiful woman,yummy,yummy.always gives me wood ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow she is a beautiful woman,yummy,yummy.always gives me wood </p>
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		<title>By: jeepers</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-588191</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jeepers]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 05:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to be her bra ;) ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want to be her bra <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
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		<title>By: ikihi</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-421921</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ikihi]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 02:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sperm is not a human....not enough chromosomes...idiot. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sperm is not a human&#8230;.not enough chromosomes&#8230;idiot. </p>
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		<title>By: big rig</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-420479</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[big rig]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 14:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Would LOVE to bang that..  Wild and she loves it.   ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Would LOVE to bang that..  Wild and she loves it.   </p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-387708</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[John]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 08:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peng]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peng</p>
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		<title>By: Paris Hilton moet aankomen &#124; Franky Monte</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-315224</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Paris Hilton moet aankomen &#124; Franky Monte]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] erfgename Paris Hilton is op dieet. Niet om slanker te worden maar om aan te komen. Naar eigen zeggen had ze ondergewicht [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] erfgename Paris Hilton is op dieet. Niet om slanker te worden maar om aan te komen. Naar eigen zeggen had ze ondergewicht [...]</p>
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		<title>By: truthspeaker</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/03/10/paris-hiltons-breasts-cant-make-up-their-mind-22-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-72737</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[truthspeaker]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 06:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[True story, I ran into Paris in a casino in Las Vegas.  She must have been pretty drunk, because normally I repulse women, but she was coming onto me pretty strong.  She begged me to fuck her, but due to the likelihood of contracting a STD from her I would only allow her to suck my cock while wearing three condoms.  But I couldn&#039;t cum because, like most beautiful women, her blowjobs are like sticking one&#039;s zipper worm into a sausage grinder.  Finally I was able to cum, though, after I closed my eyes real tight and fantasized that it was Barack Obama doing me.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True story, I ran into Paris in a casino in Las Vegas.  She must have been pretty drunk, because normally I repulse women, but she was coming onto me pretty strong.  She begged me to fuck her, but due to the likelihood of contracting a STD from her I would only allow her to suck my cock while wearing three condoms.  But I couldn&#8217;t cum because, like most beautiful women, her blowjobs are like sticking one&#8217;s zipper worm into a sausage grinder.  Finally I was able to cum, though, after I closed my eyes real tight and fantasized that it was Barack Obama doing me.</p>
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		<title>By: v</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[v]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[she got famous cos the media caused her to be famous and people constantly like to know about her life for whatever reason. being rich is one thing, but she didn&#039;t pay the media to make negative reports about her. why would anyone achieve fame like this? common sense. and why are you even interested to comment on her breasts if she&#039;s not attractive to you? you can save your time to earn more cash or chicks, why spend time criticizing? maybe someone has criticized you in your lifetime and you enjoy it so much that you&#039;re here doing the same thing here.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she got famous cos the media caused her to be famous and people constantly like to know about her life for whatever reason. being rich is one thing, but she didn&#8217;t pay the media to make negative reports about her. why would anyone achieve fame like this? common sense. and why are you even interested to comment on her breasts if she&#8217;s not attractive to you? you can save your time to earn more cash or chicks, why spend time criticizing? maybe someone has criticized you in your lifetime and you enjoy it so much that you&#8217;re here doing the same thing here.</p>
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