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the bread… it’s wassup

Dear America

We really don’t want Russell Brand back, that’s why we shiped him to you. Try France

Signed,
Britain

P.S. Can we organise a loan of Salma Hyak please?

I envy that Chimp…

send salma hayek back to where ever it came from as well ugh she ugly!

Wow a chimp pimp.

Gotta give the chimp props… He has the right idea. The chicks with the bread… Now this is interesting as the scary thing is they seem to really…. and I mean REALLY like that loaf of bread.

The last time I had that look was in Amsterdam when I was high on Columbian and trying to choose which hooker I was going to have.

I used to go out with a fatty like in the bread photo. It was totally routine for her to drink an entire bottle of Hershey's chocolate sauce as PART OF her dessert. She dumped me because I wouldn't center all of our social outings around food.

#17 is a 7th degree douche bag.

Hi I found your site on del.icio.us today and really liked it.. i bokamorked it and will be back to check it out some more later