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This is an actual apartment..found in Houston after the evacuation for the hurricane.
This is NOT hurricane damage…. (Thanks Kate!)
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I just threw up a little…
Wow, this looks like the apartment of a guy I *almost* dated.
[...] The Most Disgusting Apartment Ever – Chances of the renter being a heavy internet forum user…100%. (The Chive) [...]
all I wanna know….was World of Warcraft involved?
Welcome to National Geographic, the cyber addition. I am your host, David Attenborough.
Ladies and gentlemen, what you are looking at is a troll nest. The ‘troll’ commonly found in internet forums and comment sections, breeds best in areas of extreme stupidity, such as youtube. The nest shown above is that of a ‘middle aged’ troll, you can clearly see his necessary sustenance scattered around the nest, the food necessary to keep his mouth muscles in working order, while the empty shells left to be used as tables, to save money for WoW expansion kits. You may also notice piles of cigarettes, commonly believed to create an atmosphere that the average troll can breath in.
These fascinating creatures, unlike many other of our natural wildlife, seeming to be multiplying, an amazing feat considering there have been no recorded cases of Troll breeding, and due to the size of their cheese encrusted fingers and beer gut, even jerking off is difficult, and time consuming. We can only pray that they will die out before choking the internet’s more useful wildlife.
I’ve been your host, and join us next time for a look into the life of Cam Whores.
Whats with all the whataburger cups?
whataburger is fucking delicious thats what, AND they give ketchup in the thing that most places have bar b que sauce or sweet and sour sauce in. Fuck ranch and sweet and sour sauce those dipping recepticles are made for ketchup and only whataburger knows it apparently
The worst may be that it looks like they have decided to forego the toilet and just shit in a bucket where the toilet is
The question is…did they get their deposit back?
I find it funny that the walls are much cleaner though, and the cigarettes are organized in a neat pile.
Are those the longest filters in cigarettedom, or are all those smokes butted out with only 3 puffs taken off each one?
at least the cat box is clean
lol
you should see the uk show called “how clean is your house”
These pictures make me feel good about my room
Now I want some whataburger
please tell me he shat in the bucket instead of fixing the toilet
I used to do residential service work and unfortunately I've been in places like this…disgusting, be glad the internet doesn't have smells. Oh, and Whataburger sucks.
Just for fun, take a stab at the perp's age, gender, and race.
I don't think this is what you'd call hording, if it's not that what would you call it other than fucking gross.
@Martin, My guess, 30 someting white guy.
I'm assuming the owner is either dead of
1.) Hurricane
2.) Lung Cancer
3.) Heart Disease
satan was
Product placement, you dolt. Mcdonalds or KFC buckets wouls have shown more class!!!!?????!!!!!
Haha! That was funny!!!
my place is far worse 1
And you are proud of that fact? moron