Rappers and their retarded bling (20 photos)

a rappers bling jewelry retarded 1 Rappers and their retarded bling (20 photos)

When I grow up, I wanna be just like you..homeless by the age of 29. I can’t wait till one of these clowns gets a diamond encrusted medallion that says, “401K”.

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  • WizardofCOR

    Agreed, gagaga.

    What I (and apparently others like Mack, above) find not-so-humorously ironic is that whenever there’s a post that features anything “black” in it, there’s always someone who starts pulling the “racist” card.
    That’s really getting old and tired… Perhaps it might be more fruitful to try seeing a different angle on things?
    The fact that wearing goofy-looking, gaudy “bling” makes a person look silly – that’s the punchline here. And like most, I too find it humorous. In a similar fashion, I consider it hilarious to see people fail at wearing their pants. LOL

  • Anonymous

    Remember what Chamillionaire said?

    “We More than grills and candy paint so be careful what you say cause we might just throw it right back in your face!”

    They just fly,Those blings are real diamonds and gold and they are not retarded,
    Thats their style and their way of expressing their wealth!,
    They dont give a shit if you call them retarded cause they be earning millions while ya’ll racists just sit there and call their bling retarded.

  • Alp

    fuck you too eminem, fuck you too

  • Tink

    All that "bling" is weak. If they REALLY want to show how fucking awesome they are, they would get a life size replica of themselves cast in gold and diamonds and hang that shit around their neck. The bigger the better yo!

  • Marc

    Im surprised Flava Flav didnt make it in there with his clock bling!!!

  • basic

    Mr. T did it first bigger and better. Everyone else is trying to catch up.

  • http://fizzimonies.com frank

    I love you site and all those. Bling bling rappers

  • Narshi

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    • Why here.


  • Shaolin Killa

    The Bishop's not a goddamn rapper, you moron.

  • sm0ked0ut

    stfu.. punk

  • ElDavid

    Reading that post was a wicked retarded waste of time.

  • Mongoose

    Ah, ah! And you just called something gay.

  • Zach

    Yeah, it is racist, but most wouldn’t see it because they think bigotry only comes in shades of redneck and swastikas.

    It’s racist in the way that Europeans coming to the Americas viewing the native cultures as savage was racist. It’s the same exact thing. I can go on for five paragraphs and explain the nuances of all this or I can let this end right here and hopefully some can use the comparison to take a look at themselves, their beliefs, ideals and how there are more than two-dimensions to things. So how ’bout it?

  • Sis

    Are these guys trying to prove that their ego is bigger than their heart? Gay, I know but what’s really gay are these stupid people wearing 20 necklaces with cups hanging from them and UGH! those ugly gold teeth… WHY??? Seriously? You could take all that money and feed starving children or donate it to charity! For goodness sakes, give a little, you greedy bling wearing fools!

  • gagaga

    Hey Zach, viewing native cultures as savage would be culturist not racist. All races are equal but you have to be dumb as rocks (retarded) to think all cultures are equal. Yeah it’d be nice to have an indigenous lifestyle like the native Americans; a hunter/gatherer society with no complex written language, no sophisticated agriculture, no spirit of innovation, no legal system, no freakin wheel for pork’s sake. The pinnacle of their civilization is piles of dirt (google Adena Mound Culture). No excuse for their mistreatment, but thank G-d Brithish culture supplanted theirs. If you’re still capable of rational thought after getting your PC panties in a bunch, consider that we’re laughing at a rapper culture that thinks the above is good in anyway, not a race. It will really help you understand our world if you can distinguish between culture and race.

  • Sidney

    Zach, so I guess you’re definition of racist includes almost any humor and critical perspectives on anybody or group of people, especially if it is coming from white people I imagine.

    I am wrong? Defend yourself!

    Zach is towing the ‘postmodern’ identity politics bullshit that has been so played the fuck out it ain’t even funny. It is paranoid, hypocritical and relativistic, even nihilistic. Basically it is the product of white Western intellectual guilt over the horrible crimes of the past. The problem it leads to people seeing “racism” everywhere and the inability to find humor in life or to make critical remarks or judgments about anybody. Laugh at rappers = racist. BULLshit.

  • Narwin

    I was hoping the ceotmnms would shed light on my question but it seems not. Who the fuck is this chick? Did someone just find her in a bin behind their apartment building and go Honey, you’re gonna be a star! or something?

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