Caption This 7.28.09

Thank God for permission slips.

Okay kids, again – what do you do when they guy in the van comes down YOUR street again?

Obama’s new plan for safer schools

Blonde girl “For stopping power I prefer…” Boy “Pffft, stopping power”. Brunette girl “ask her about bullet velocity”. Ha ha.

Somehow the Toys for Gun’s exchange did not work out as planned.

After the massive adoption of african children by Pitt and Jolie, white children are now being shiped to Africa to fill the need for children soldiers

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Before Hannah Montana comes on stage.

Hey Johnny, look into the hole, see what this button does !

Sarah Palin takes the local kids on a field trip

Iran, we’re coming for you

they replaced their legos with mega blocks and everything just went to hell afterwards

“Watch Jenny This Is How You Pop A Cap In Ah Bitch.”

Annual Redneck Symposium

America. Fuck Yeah!

AMERICA… FUCK YEAH!

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Green Berets? Those are out of style…

"Young ' uns" Army recruitment/daycare program.

hahahahahahaha!

Shoot out the star and win a teddy bear!

America needs you to go back to Engrish Crass

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