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The 4th picture is NO DOUBT GAY…
im gonna eat xerxes only because the owner’s a prick
Ummm…What’s goin’on on that guy’s back? Is that body art or a weird injury (hard to tell the difference between those two now days)?
What the hell happened to that guy’s back????
yeah, WTF is up with that guys back. Otherwise, the other ones were pretty cool.
LOOK AT THE FUCKIN’DOG!!!
lol, the guys back is full of vacuüm marks, at least thats what i think it is
Maybe he’s had a wrestling match with an octopus !
or sex !
half man half dinosaur
DINO MAN!
the guys back
there is this therapy where you heat class cups and then it forms suction on your skin when you let them cool. you can see where the cups were around the red marks. a while ago there was a big story about how gweniith paltrow does it or someething
looks like he left the cups on too long and it “hickied” him.
what means “pimpstress”?
It means nothing, she obviously thinks it means cool though.
pic 16, holy hell! literally, figuratively and spirtitually wtf
totally correct about the glass cups/vacuum pics,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, some use this in sex games
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Pic 3 reminds me of a joke.
'A light aircract has crashed in a cemetary…they have discovered a hundred and fifty five bodies!'
the key to that joke my friend is "where" it crashed … sure in a cemetary but where was the cemetary? Here in Canada we sometimes use Newfoundland cuz the Newfies are good sports.
A small a/c crashed this morning in Dildo Newfoundlands cemetary…..at last count authorities had recovered 150 bodies"
Shoop-da-diddly-ding-dang-whoop.
It’s called Cupping. It’s an old Chinese remedy like acupuncture. It is supposed to restore life forces. No matter what it is/does, it leaves those ugly marks for a few days sometimes.