Move over Patrick Bateman, I’ve found the world’s greatest business card.

This dude is the shit

This is what I’ve been looking for…. Thanks Chive.

this will solve all my problems

yes please

live an honest life,,,,,,,,,,,,,,deny everything !

looks like HE will end up needing a lawyer!

Someone needs to call the number on the card ASAP!!!

Hello everyone,
I found a great dating site______MillionaireCupid.org_____
The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and

even hot celebs..
what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but

you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible

stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!

He just can’t afford a good graphic designer!

Big ups to my litigious ass niggas

I'd love to know what school he attended. "Personal experience in the field" does not equate to a law degree…..

It’s great to read something that’s both enjoyable and provides praamgtisdc solutions.

And you post on every single gallery. You must be awesome!!!!