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Daily morning randomness 8.7.09 (25 photos)

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  1. SreyaNotfilc says:

    That’s a pretty clever ad by the Navy.

    Anyway, what’s up with the Pearl sale (6th pic)? It’s probably for preteens. No one would seriously buy their girlfriends a $9.99 necklace would they? Would they!?

    • EnglishAs1stLanguage says:

      I may be wrong in this context, but a pearl necklace is an euphemism for shooting your load onto her.

  2. kenny says:

    I love Omegle, that’s classic.

  3. xclusive02 says:

    The Omegle one is pretty good. I have never seen that before. Bacon soap is sweet. I wanna try that.

  4. ranneys1 says:

    the staples city is way cool. and i love the omegle chat. these are fantastic

  5. omnomnomnom says:

    dick pole

  6. Champ says:

    whats with the meat??

  7. Anonymous says:

    That butt cleavage is funny, i’m gonna try that one using my own hehehe….

  8. Bill says:

    Make sure you shave your ass first, that would be gross to see hairy oppai.

  9. Digitsis says:

    The staple city is very good. I am looking at the box in my desk drawer in a whole new way.
    The baby butt cleavage made me laugh.

  10. FOD says:

    I can;t see where those seals are in the rainforrest

  11. Miharu says:

    Bacon soap…
    …why am I reminded of Invader Zim?

  12. LOL says:

    Sreya, going to be 100% blunt here. Another name for when a man cums on a woman’s face after oral sex-or any sex I guess-is a “pearl necklace”. Ok?

    DAMN at the wax on the laptop!

    And GOOD GOD at all the bottles of booze! That is a lotta drinking!

  13. Sassy says:

    that’s what he said

  14. LOL says:

    Lower right corner, where the chicken wings are, if you use your imagination there’s a face there. Looks a little like Jesus. The close up pictures it’s harder to see. In the second one though, I can see it. Sorta.

  15. blueberryvoodoo says:

    the face of jesus on the wings

  16. Equalizer says:

    Yes Pidorgi, I know it’s very FUNNY too…

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