Daily Afternoon Randomness 8.24.09 (20 Photos)

female urinal = fucking genius

I agree with Bang,,,,,,,,,,,, amazing !

the gummy bacon is actually really delicious! even if it doesnt taste like bacon XD

i dont get the i phone one.

………………..husband caught his wife with two other dicks in her. Husband asks his buddy if he could crash at his place. Buddy was surprise that there were two dicks in her and asks “two?” just to confirm. Husband confirms it was two dicks. It’s funny because those two dicks weren’t the Husbands. They belonged to two other people. And they were in the husband’s wife

moral of the story, unless you have two dicks, you’re not good enough for a woman.ever

what is the proper nomenclature for a vag wedgie?

Had to look twice at the urinal – :-O
Vag wedgie – OUCH

“Summer Bitch Festival!….” That is very Funny!…

Is there a suicide hot line for Teddy Bears?

Two?

Two.

Classic.

Two dicks, perfect credit, and 41 billion bucks.

That caught me off guard. Very funny … yet … practical.

vadgie?

For some reason I remember them being called an ‘airplane’ and I have really no idea why. Could be similar to the etymology of coke, soda, or pop…

“Airplane” because the flaps are out.