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		<title>By: Kevrobmc</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-230381</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevrobmc]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 01:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do they even know where Afghanistan is? You sound like a numero uno douchebag!!  ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do they even know where Afghanistan is? You sound like a numero uno douchebag!!  </p>
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		<title>By: Cha-Cha</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11676</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cha-Cha]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Rednecks had been in charge when 9/11 happened, the war in Afghanistan would be won by now. Rednecks don&#039;t play by sissified French-approved rules. Rednecks would have figured out new recipes for barbecued or chicken-fried camel and have Osama drowning in a vat of hog urine by now; plus the Islamic women would all be able to wear bikinis instead of head-to-toe burlap.

Rednecks don&#039;t have to worry about roadside IEDs because their Humvees would be jacked up so high that the blast wouldn&#039;t bother them. In order to &quot;question&quot; a terrorist they&#039;d simply chain him to the back bumper of a Humvee and go for a little ride. When he got tired of being dragged, he&#039;d talk. Either that or they&#039;d beat him with pork fat back or raw chitterlings until he gave up.

Ragheads wouldn&#039;t dare attack a Redneck base as they&#039;d always have some sort of pork cooking, and have hot bacon grease to pour on attackers.

NEVER mess with a redneck.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Rednecks had been in charge when 9/11 happened, the war in Afghanistan would be won by now. Rednecks don&#8217;t play by sissified French-approved rules. Rednecks would have figured out new recipes for barbecued or chicken-fried camel and have Osama drowning in a vat of hog urine by now; plus the Islamic women would all be able to wear bikinis instead of head-to-toe burlap.</p>
<p>Rednecks don&#8217;t have to worry about roadside IEDs because their Humvees would be jacked up so high that the blast wouldn&#8217;t bother them. In order to &#8220;question&#8221; a terrorist they&#8217;d simply chain him to the back bumper of a Humvee and go for a little ride. When he got tired of being dragged, he&#8217;d talk. Either that or they&#8217;d beat him with pork fat back or raw chitterlings until he gave up.</p>
<p>Ragheads wouldn&#8217;t dare attack a Redneck base as they&#8217;d always have some sort of pork cooking, and have hot bacon grease to pour on attackers.</p>
<p>NEVER mess with a redneck.</p>
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		<title>By: kat</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-2/#comment-11675</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whatsamatter Ty, can&#039;t take the TRUTH???]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whatsamatter Ty, can&#8217;t take the TRUTH???</p>
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		<title>By: kat</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11674</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[kat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gillermo, you&#039;re soooooo rite!!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gillermo, you&#8217;re soooooo rite!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Ty</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11665</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ty]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck you Gillermo Taco Bender]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck you Gillermo Taco Bender</p>
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		<title>By: Today’s Super Cool Drunk Links</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11677</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Today’s Super Cool Drunk Links]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: 20 Fat People Wearing Spandex : COED Magazine</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11680</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[20 Fat People Wearing Spandex : COED Magazine]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] • Red Neck Role Model [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: Champ</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11679</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Champ]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:33:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yo bill,

they cut off her head for a reason...  Just sayin...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo bill,</p>
<p>they cut off her head for a reason&#8230;  Just sayin&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: gillermo</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11678</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[gillermo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[stupid americans... haha... no wonder 9/11 happened.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>stupid americans&#8230; haha&#8230; no wonder 9/11 happened.</p>
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		<title>By: crabbieguy</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11673</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[crabbieguy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep they are.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep they are.</p>
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		<title>By: robin yates</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11672</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[robin yates]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[are rednecks in America nationwide ?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>are rednecks in America nationwide ?</p>
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		<title>By: Wednesday Knuckles: You Really Should Embrace Masturbation &#124; Knuckles United</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11671</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Wednesday Knuckles: You Really Should Embrace Masturbation &#124; Knuckles United]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Redneck role models (20 Photos) [The Chive] [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: Bill</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11670</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hell give me that rebel flag bikini girl any day]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hell give me that rebel flag bikini girl any day</p>
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		<title>By: xclusive02</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11669</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[xclusive02]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yo yo yo]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yo yo yo</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11668</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[yeah...I agree with Jonathan...It&#039;s definitely shopped...But yeah, us southerners so like some good ol&#039; clean fun in the mud!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah&#8230;I agree with Jonathan&#8230;It&#8217;s definitely shopped&#8230;But yeah, us southerners so like some good ol&#8217; clean fun in the mud!</p>
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		<title>By: Jonathan Passow</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/08/26/redneck-role-models-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-11667</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jonathan Passow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2nd to last picture....sooooooo shopped.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2nd to last picture&#8230;.sooooooo shopped.</p>
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