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Yah,…. “Get a Brain! MORANS…”
2nd to last picture….sooooooo shopped.
yeah…I agree with Jonathan…It’s definitely shopped…But yeah, us southerners so like some good ol’ clean fun in the mud!
yo yo yo
Hell give me that rebel flag bikini girl any day
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are rednecks in America nationwide ?
Yep they are.
stupid americans… haha… no wonder 9/11 happened.
Gillermo, you’re soooooo rite!!!!
Yo bill,
they cut off her head for a reason… Just sayin…
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Fuck you Gillermo Taco Bender
Whatsamatter Ty, can’t take the TRUTH???
If Rednecks had been in charge when 9/11 happened, the war in Afghanistan would be won by now. Rednecks don’t play by sissified French-approved rules. Rednecks would have figured out new recipes for barbecued or chicken-fried camel and have Osama drowning in a vat of hog urine by now; plus the Islamic women would all be able to wear bikinis instead of head-to-toe burlap.
Rednecks don’t have to worry about roadside IEDs because their Humvees would be jacked up so high that the blast wouldn’t bother them. In order to “question” a terrorist they’d simply chain him to the back bumper of a Humvee and go for a little ride. When he got tired of being dragged, he’d talk. Either that or they’d beat him with pork fat back or raw chitterlings until he gave up.
Ragheads wouldn’t dare attack a Redneck base as they’d always have some sort of pork cooking, and have hot bacon grease to pour on attackers.
NEVER mess with a redneck.