There are sexy Chivers among us (24 Photos)

7th pics is HOT!!!…

Can’t deny any of these…..sexy indeed!

Some good photobombs too!!

I may not be a supermodel, but where the eff am I in here? Whatever, I guess I’m not naked or orange-sicle enough.

Chick in the pink & black checkerboard bikini top…WHAT are those on the floor behind her? Looks like she might be in the “Selling pink dildos” business. ;D

Well, hellhathnofury, we get about 200 emails/day so I fear your sexy pics are lost in the mail. Resend ‘em and title it POST MY GODDAM PHOTOS and we’ll give you a shot at the title.

- John

@ john haha yes!

I’m sort of agreeing with HellHathNoFury here: How about posting some girls who aren’t orange?

Damn, those are some sexy bitches.

Thank God for TheChive.

Girls,
Stop with the fake tans, PLEASE! You don’t need them!

So I don’t get it, did she send in her pics or not? (btw I think John has met a girl. Hint: He plays the town cop on HBO’s true blood)

Holy shit, that’s him????

I’d like to submit some guidelines for the pic submit.

(1) No guys hangin on you in the pictures ( do we really want to see some skeevy guy pawin on a girl? Well if its funny thats a different story )

(2) Fake tans suck even on hot chcks so go real tan or no tan.

(3) Thin lips are fine so please stop doing the pouty lip thing, you look like your trying to hold an invisible pencil between your nose an upper lip and some of you look like your savoring a fart.

(4) Clean up your room, atleast that way it adds to the fantasy that your hot and can take care of a house.

(5) Hold up a sign with the name “The Chive ” on it so we know you really sent it in and its not some photo grab from the web a basement dweller in Iowa sent in.

hellhathnofury said moan in her last post. that’s hot!

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Bill, u said it perfectly,…. and seeing as I already did it,”what he said”

These chicks are all hot but a lot of them really put me off because they look like dirty trailer trash. I wonder how they’d look without the orange war paint and pound of eyeliner. But I love the first one, she’s an aussie and as a rule aussie girls are the hottest

The last picture of the three ladies is my favorite, all three asr smoking hot, is it me or are they triplets??

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Last!!!

I was about to post the same thing. I had to stop for a moment and catch my breath. I’m in love with her.

I don’t know…you look very pretty in the little profile pic. Submit some photos and let us be the judge.

I did, twice. But I’m not going to be obnoxious and submit them 9347679 times, if, as I say, I’m not orange naked and making a stupid face.

There you go. See John’s invitation below.

I’m female. not by choice. I would, by nature, rather bitch and moan than have someone talk common sense to me and take action. you’ve met a girl before, right?

I have and by your reply and other comments your not a typical girl, I would best describe you as devastatingly earth shatteringly singularly omnipotent topped with a scoop of pistachio ice cream.