I think this British police handbook has been tampered with.. (14 photos)

Need to find that one in the library…

LMAO@the creativity to write the stories! LOL Good job to whoever made them up! Too funny.

[...] that really happened [uncoached] Looks like the British police handbook has been tampered with [The Chive] What a girls underwear really says about her [Holy Taco] Jeez it looks like Tila Tequila is about [...]

Er, by “some” I mean “the title page”, of course. I can’t count, evidently.

Obviously the first page has been tampered with. In Britain today, the policeman would only be chasing the “terrorist” to ask him if he wants to file charges against the engineering plant because he got scratched going over the concertina wire.

Similarly, the last page is wrong, too. The one on the sidewalk is being hauled off for cracking the head of a local youth as he came through the back door after the telly. The one going into the wagon had just attempted to buy a set of steak knives.

this is awsome

Oh I loved the Ladybird childrens books but I don’t remember this one!

freaking awesome!

[...] reminded me of something I saw a while ago… "I Think This British Police Handbook has been Tampered with" on the Chive. Sample: __________________ In Memoriam: Officer James C. McBride, MPDC – EOW [...]

Need to find that one in the library…