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October 9, 2009 |
In: Funny, Random
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Omegle makes me laugh almost everytime.
i don’t get the last one…. ?
also, the second one makes me feel ways about stuff.
I gotta say that 2nd one did not make me laugh or even smirk. Sad, she got in that situation and even sadder that someone took a picture and posted it.
Puppy in glasses made me smile though
Oh noes..help dat poor girl..she’s leaking.
Lat pic has the best body I have ever seen, hands down, no contest.
This [tattoo] has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I [had it done], that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the [tattoo] would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the [tattoo] on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on [me] that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-[tattoo] shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my [tattoo], I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf [tattoo].
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
Got a good laugh out of your post.
love that girl. hot.
I found a great dating site______C l a s s y M i n g l e.com_____
The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..
what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
obviously need more of the girl in purple.
I was thinking of saying the same thing Anonymous
I was thinking of saying the same thing Equalizer
I was thinking of saying the same– oh screw you guys.
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