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	<title>Comments on: Birds will eat anything *Graphic* (6 photos)</title>
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		<title>By: deadmode</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-32620</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[deadmode]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor humans!!! —- Fucking animals!!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor humans!!! —- Fucking animals!!!</p>
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		<title>By: deadmode</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-32619</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[deadmode]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 07:58:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hey now you know why there dead! haha]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey now you know why there dead! haha</p>
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		<title>By: Tones</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-28179</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tones]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor animals!!!----Fucking humans!!!....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor animals!!!&#8212;-Fucking humans!!!&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: donuteyes</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-15809</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[donuteyes]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[good.  fuck birds.  if i could feed your bleeding-hearted, whiny ass some garbage also, i would.

welcome to the internet, where earnest statements are met with ridicule...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>good.  fuck birds.  if i could feed your bleeding-hearted, whiny ass some garbage also, i would.</p>
<p>welcome to the internet, where earnest statements are met with ridicule&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-15814</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG THOSE POOR BIRDS.

Not like we grind them up in machines and mush the muscle together and deep fry them in beef fat and let our children eat them or anything.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG THOSE POOR BIRDS.</p>
<p>Not like we grind them up in machines and mush the muscle together and deep fry them in beef fat and let our children eat them or anything.</p>
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		<title>By: cherry</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-15813</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[cherry]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those are albatrosses.  They eat food that floats on the surface of the water, and unfortunately in the part of the world they inhabit, 90% of what floats is plastic.  It&#039;s called the Pacific Trash Vortex.  Unfortunately they haven&#039;t learned that there are inedible things in the ocean, and they&#039;re likely going to become extinct because of it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those are albatrosses.  They eat food that floats on the surface of the water, and unfortunately in the part of the world they inhabit, 90% of what floats is plastic.  It&#8217;s called the Pacific Trash Vortex.  Unfortunately they haven&#8217;t learned that there are inedible things in the ocean, and they&#8217;re likely going to become extinct because of it.</p>
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		<title>By: ken</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-15812</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ken]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, the human race is down to a paltry 12 Billion thanks to all those terrible diseases birds carry.  I looked at a bird once and got Leprosy!.....

...I got better....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, the human race is down to a paltry 12 Billion thanks to all those terrible diseases birds carry.  I looked at a bird once and got Leprosy!&#8230;..</p>
<p>&#8230;I got better&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: DeanOfTheDead</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-15805</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeanOfTheDead]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:12:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#039;I throw the occasional bottle cap and gun wrapper out the car window,&#039;

Jesus, how often do you buy guns?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;I throw the occasional bottle cap and gun wrapper out the car window,&#8217;</p>
<p>Jesus, how often do you buy guns?</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-15808</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[gulls espcially seagulls swallow rocks to breakdown there food in there throat either all these things the bird prolly mistaked for stones or just couldnt be broke down by grinding stones(birds have no teeth so most of them have to break down there food other ways before they swallow it)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gulls espcially seagulls swallow rocks to breakdown there food in there throat either all these things the bird prolly mistaked for stones or just couldnt be broke down by grinding stones(birds have no teeth so most of them have to break down there food other ways before they swallow it)</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[gulls swallow hard things because it helps break down food in there stomach and throat they mostly use rocks but im guessing anything hard is a rock to them look it up]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>gulls swallow hard things because it helps break down food in there stomach and throat they mostly use rocks but im guessing anything hard is a rock to them look it up</p>
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		<title>By: Ekwulysur</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-15806</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ekwulysur]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...that&#039;s because 1. they swallow them whole and 2. plastics aren&#039;t painted, they come out of the mold already colored. so it&#039;s not like stomach acid can just eat away the coloring.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;that&#8217;s because 1. they swallow them whole and 2. plastics aren&#8217;t painted, they come out of the mold already colored. so it&#8217;s not like stomach acid can just eat away the coloring.</p>
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		<title>By: nick</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-15804</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[wot a bunch of spastics.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wot a bunch of spastics.</p>
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		<title>By: none</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-15811</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[none]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[weird. the bottletops still look useable. Still have good colour too.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>weird. the bottletops still look useable. Still have good colour too.</p>
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		<title>By: blueberryvoodoo</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/10/20/birds-will-eat-anything-warning-graphic-6-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-15803</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueberryvoodoo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[that&#039;s ridiculous, they don&#039;t learn by contagion theory that the plastic bits are what lead to their deaths, perhaps even adversely only that they&#039;re ingestible in the first place because others do it. do people even read what they type any longer?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that&#8217;s ridiculous, they don&#8217;t learn by contagion theory that the plastic bits are what lead to their deaths, perhaps even adversely only that they&#8217;re ingestible in the first place because others do it. do people even read what they type any longer?</p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Quackers</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Quackers]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adapt bitches. If they start noticing that litter is killing their friends, stop eating litter. Like a mouse that understand if he eats the cupcake it shocks him, he stops eating the damn cupcake. Birds should learn, stupid birds.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Adapt bitches. If they start noticing that litter is killing their friends, stop eating litter. Like a mouse that understand if he eats the cupcake it shocks him, he stops eating the damn cupcake. Birds should learn, stupid birds.</p>
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		<title>By: Nv_Me</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nv_Me]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;What&#039;s your Vector, Victor?&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s your Vector, Victor?&#8221;</p>
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