Douchebags and douchebaguettes are multiplying (45 photos)

a douchebag 35 Douchebags and douchebaguettes are multiplying (45 photos)

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  • Equalizer

    People send pictures here at thechive then you call them douchebags

    BTW, Girls from pics# 12,28,40 are HOT!!!

  • Skeeziks

    Wow!!! I wish I could be cool as them. I especially think that skin cancer is very attractive.

    Thanks Chive. That was great for a laugh.

  • D

    Holy shit! The world really has gone to hell…….

  • Vance

    I think I hate them more than emos now

  • Robert

    Holy crap where do those people come from, is it a new planet?
    Plate-of-to-rich-eastern-europe-trash…

    I just dont get it….

  • Nv_Me

    I Wanna Fucking Punch Something!!

  • Dan

    God I hate guidos.

  • kmart

    oh my lord. this is becoming a national crisis. we should really have the CDC announce this epidemic and find a cure for these guidos!

  • Dragontamer363

    oh jesus…
    kill them, kill them all!
    -ahem-
    ok that’s a little harsh, maybe just throw water baloons at them.
    here’s a tip: if your lips are paler than your face STOP F**KING TANNING!

  • sticks

    Looks like the zombie apocalypse will be made up of douchebag zombies. My God what have we done?

  • Antonio Fredo Fianuc

    I don't get it. These folks all look normal to me.

    • Johnniringo

      Then you Sir are living in the wrong area. Move out of jersey.

  • maumau

    seriously, who are the “guys” in photos 4, 5 and 6 emulating? themselves? or am i missing some tv series character? what is going on here? orange tan, spiky hair dos, girlie eyebrows… creepy!

  • OldDude

    Ok for clarification…what exactly is that style called? The weird hair and oompa loompa skin pigment? Pictures of these guys seem to be creeping in at an alarming rate.

  • Nate_karr

    so i’m in iraq… i’ve missed all of 2009’s fashions and styles, new tv shows and movies and well all four months…. but i am so happy iam missin out on this style. fuck these guyz look retarded.

  • Nate_karr

    so i’m in iraq… i’ve missed all of 2009’s fashions and styles, new tv shows and movies and well all four seasons…. but i am so happy iam missin out on this style. fuck these guyz look retarded.

  • STL

    Where do these people even live? I’ve only seen them in funny image posts.

  • Jordo

    I agree that they are idiots. And I would never be seen in a photo with them. But for some reason they do pull a lot of chicks. Granted the chicks are dumbier then a box of rocks but still…. just saying.

  • http://icefirex.deviantart.com s3xt0y

    whats with then in puckering their lips, they need to be shot.

  • Dan

    OldDude. The style is mostly known as “Guido”. Most of them are from New Jersey.

  • HockenStein

    The guy in the first pic is an NFL kicker (Jeff Reed).

  • ken

    Well then, Jeff Reed shouldn”t be posing for photos right after he has been electrocuted.

    If affectation were a virtue, these folks would be saints!

  • HellHathNoFury

    Dear hot women of the guido community:
    You are ridiculously attractive. Why must you degrade yourselves, not by wearing skimpt outfits, which is awesome, but by being attracted to orangesicle men who look like gay porn stars? And please, stop with the white circles around the eyes and white lipstick. You are not a Cheeto. Plzkthxbye.

  • robin yates

    I believe if someone or something looks like shit,,,,,,,,,they probably are shit

  • Dave

    I think New Jersey was just flushed and this post is where it ended up…

  • Aaron

    When did it become “in” to make a kissy face, wear bronzer, and wear the “I just jammed a hot curling iron up my ass” hairstyle???????? I mean I’m un trendy to a fault but this is retarded. IROC=Italian retard out cruisin.

    And i never i thought I’d say this, but I agree…WAY WAY worse than emo kids.

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