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People send pictures here at thechive then you call them douchebags
BTW, Girls from pics# 12,28,40 are HOT!!!
Wow!!! I wish I could be cool as them. I especially think that skin cancer is very attractive.
Thanks Chive. That was great for a laugh.
Holy shit! The world really has gone to hell…….
I think I hate them more than emos now
Holy crap where do those people come from, is it a new planet?
Plate-of-to-rich-eastern-europe-trash…
I just dont get it….
I Wanna Fucking Punch Something!!
God I hate guidos.
oh my lord. this is becoming a national crisis. we should really have the CDC announce this epidemic and find a cure for these guidos!
oh jesus…
kill them, kill them all!
-ahem-
ok that’s a little harsh, maybe just throw water baloons at them.
here’s a tip: if your lips are paler than your face STOP F**KING TANNING!
Looks like the zombie apocalypse will be made up of douchebag zombies. My God what have we done?
I don’t get it. These folks all look normal to me.
seriously, who are the “guys” in photos 4, 5 and 6 emulating? themselves? or am i missing some tv series character? what is going on here? orange tan, spiky hair dos, girlie eyebrows… creepy!
Ok for clarification…what exactly is that style called? The weird hair and oompa loompa skin pigment? Pictures of these guys seem to be creeping in at an alarming rate.
so i’m in iraq… i’ve missed all of 2009’s fashions and styles, new tv shows and movies and well all four months…. but i am so happy iam missin out on this style. fuck these guyz look retarded.
so i’m in iraq… i’ve missed all of 2009’s fashions and styles, new tv shows and movies and well all four seasons…. but i am so happy iam missin out on this style. fuck these guyz look retarded.
Where do these people even live? I’ve only seen them in funny image posts.
I agree that they are idiots. And I would never be seen in a photo with them. But for some reason they do pull a lot of chicks. Granted the chicks are dumbier then a box of rocks but still…. just saying.
whats with then in puckering their lips, they need to be shot.
OldDude. The style is mostly known as “Guido”. Most of them are from New Jersey.
The guy in the first pic is an NFL kicker (Jeff Reed).
Well then, Jeff Reed shouldn”t be posing for photos right after he has been electrocuted.
If affectation were a virtue, these folks would be saints!
Dear hot women of the guido community:
You are ridiculously attractive. Why must you degrade yourselves, not by wearing skimpt outfits, which is awesome, but by being attracted to orangesicle men who look like gay porn stars? And please, stop with the white circles around the eyes and white lipstick. You are not a Cheeto. Plzkthxbye.
I believe if someone or something looks like shit,,,,,,,,,they probably are shit
I think New Jersey was just flushed and this post is where it ended up…
When did it become “in” to make a kissy face, wear bronzer, and wear the “I just jammed a hot curling iron up my ass” hairstyle???????? I mean I’m un trendy to a fault but this is retarded. IROC=Italian retard out cruisin.
And i never i thought I’d say this, but I agree…WAY WAY worse than emo kids.
I’m frightened Auntie Emm, I’m frightened…
THANK YOU! Thank you for acknowledging that chicks can be douchenozzles too! Okay, there is metrosexal..and then there is…christ-i don’t even know what this is supposed to be.
Surprise surprise, a bunch of guido faggots.
In England they’re know as wankers and sluts.
83.4% of the previous posters are now thinking … the chicks are hot …the chicks dig these douchebags … maybe … maybe … I could get a hot chick too if I looked like the that! That is the only explanation I can think of for the fact that I had to stand in life at the tanning center yesterday.
With one or two exceptions (e.g., the tranny on the left in #2), if any of these girls want to go down on me, I really don’t care what the rest of the Chive world thinks of me!
Great, now my screen smells of disease and desperation.
And orange. Lots and lots of orange.
so i guess the effort to keep new jersey locked down has failed and we have an epidemic on our hands.
does anyone know the number to the cdc?
please tell me that these pics weren’t all taken in my beloved home state of NJ…these people give the rest of us a bad rap…them and tony fookin soprano…UGH…
Those the majority of these guys really live in New Jersey?
If they in fact all live in Jersey what clubs do they frequent?
How long does it take to get a fun permit in the USA specifically in New Jersey?
Wow most of those guys are fucking embarassing….and camper than a row of tents.
guys shouldn’t get their eyebrows done. lose the unibrow, trim the shaggies and leave it at that
2 of the fucking faggots are kissing in one picture,how the fuck did you guys not see that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?>!?!?!?!?!?!>!>!:!<!L!?
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thankfully guys who dress like that, and have that fag ass hair do would get beat the shit out of around my area. fuckin tools. i cant blv how girls like that stupid gay ass shit.
What the fuck is up with that really fagish “vanilla ice look alike” haircut?
i keep coming back to Cnl. Kurtzes Last words …”The horror… the horror”
New Jersey: Sacred mating ground of the indigenous d’bag tribes
lol what is it with these douchebag dudes dressing like women! c’mon! jeeze. dress liek a man for fuck sakes
Wow I’ve never seen anyone who looks like this in real life. Thank god I live in California. I thought that hairstyle went out of fashion a decade ago?
I can’t stand the male-female dynamic in these pictures. The guy-on-guy is okay though. More of that.
douchebags are mostly white people
HA HA HA
Man, why do they all look alike? It’s like some freaky cloning reverse nazi cartoonish…. I I I am at a loss! The thing is beyond their obliviousness to their own glaring alcohol problem,their desperate need to be accepted at the cost of their own individuality and what appears to be lack of any priorities other maintaining frosted tips and taking pictures of themselves in nightclubs…. They are probably nice people. The girls are hot.
Why do they exist? wuaaaargh!
vicarious embarrassment!!!
Why do most of the male DB look like they are of Italian heritage?
What I want to know is there like a queen douche bag that spawns these people or something? Most of the guys look EXACTLY the same; the pouty lips, the Guile like hair and the pastel dress shirts. I don’t get it.
who is your daddy?
haha.
Is this the Staten Island, New Jersey, guido edition?
Why the f*ck do these guidos keep cultivating this look? They *do* look at the photos after they’ve been taken, right? This is the worst trend to come around since transsexual emo or ghetto donk rims.
dude was that colby o’donnis at 13?
pathetic excuse for humans
Wogs make me feel sick
what the hell is wrong with their hair? What do you call that?
omg, when i saw the dude in the first pic, i laughed so hard, i couldnt even finish the rest of the pics, cause im at work, but when i did come back to it, i saw the guy coming out of the store with his bags, i was like its a douche with baggage, lol hahahah i laughed so fucking hard rofl
amen to that shit
Im with you on that one!
fucking Jersey. I’ve never been so ashamed to be Italian than I am now.
haha! then you are probably a douchebag!
lets be racist look at his last name…looks italian to me…no wonder they look normal…btw are u from jersey?
am just saying
Jeff Reed- Douchebag.
LMAO! agreed to that douchebag thing
good point
You actually picked and posted which girls you think are hot? Why?
Amen brother, I’m Italian also, and I feel sad for us, the worst part is more than half of these douches aren’t even Italian.
hey man…i’m a NJ Italian and i don’t look anything like any of these people! and not all of NJ looks like these people either…it’s mainly just the people from bergen county, people who party in and around morristown, and people from down the shore and close to philly…the rest of us are normal! we are not all trying to emulate tony soprano and his crew and we don’t all TAWK (ugh) like that either!
thats funny, i was thinking the whole time I was looking “fucking Jersey”!
I’m pretty sure that’s shopped, the lips don’t look right.
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Sorry, barfed on my keyboard and had to clean it
Nothing in any of these pics looked ‘right’
u guys cant even tell wen somones joking………….
theese people look like the persians off southpark i wonder if these guys get the sudden complusion to scissor with each other
I know what I wanna punch. Douchebags #13 and 29 to name two. Especially 13, Yeah, especially 13. He just has a face I’d love to punch. If I was out drinking and I saw him, I dont think I could contain myself. If there were more than 8 beers in me he would get smacked hard. I dont think I would even wait until he made it to the parking lot where I could club him with the tuning key end of the bass guitar fretboard I carry in my trunk for such an occasion. Its a good thing I dont know who he is or where he lives. Yeah, number 13 for sure. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!