Douchebags and douchebaguettes are multiplying (45 photos)

Why do most of the male DB look like they are of Italian heritage?

What I want to know is there like a queen douche bag that spawns these people or something? Most of the guys look EXACTLY the same; the pouty lips, the Guile like hair and the pastel dress shirts. I don’t get it.

who is your daddy?
haha.

Is this the Staten Island, New Jersey, guido edition?

Why the f*ck do these guidos keep cultivating this look? They *do* look at the photos after they’ve been taken, right? This is the worst trend to come around since transsexual emo or ghetto donk rims.

dude was that colby o’donnis at 13?

pathetic excuse for humans

Wogs make me feel sick

what the hell is wrong with their hair? What do you call that?

omg, when i saw the dude in the first pic, i laughed so hard, i couldnt even finish the rest of the pics, cause im at work, but when i did come back to it, i saw the guy coming out of the store with his bags, i was like its a douche with baggage, lol hahahah i laughed so fucking hard rofl

in actual Italy these people don’t exist. Thank You 1900′s emigration.

I feel like they should have maybe expanded outside of New Jersey… yes, there is much much douchyness going on there… but some douchy diversity would be nice! haha!

KUNTZ

New Jersey roughly translates to "Salty Douche Basin" …I wish we could start a fire in the largest hair gell factory in the state…let it spread uncontrollably… and shoot everyone with a spray tan that flees

I feel the need to let you know that first picture is of former Pittsburgh Steeler kicker Jeff Reed. Which in my opinion, makes him even more doucheyer than before…

I'm not sure hell is gonna be big enough to accommodate them all……….

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amen to that shit

Im with you on that one!

fucking Jersey. I've never been so ashamed to be Italian than I am now.

haha! then you are probably a douchebag!

lets be racist look at his last name…looks italian to me…no wonder they look normal…btw are u from jersey?
am just saying

Jeff Reed- Douchebag.

LMAO! agreed to that douchebag thing

You actually picked and posted which girls you think are hot? Why?

Amen brother, I’m Italian also, and I feel sad for us, the worst part is more than half of these douches aren’t even Italian.

hey man…i’m a NJ Italian and i don’t look anything like any of these people! and not all of NJ looks like these people either…it’s mainly just the people from bergen county, people who party in and around morristown, and people from down the shore and close to philly…the rest of us are normal! we are not all trying to emulate tony soprano and his crew and we don’t all TAWK (ugh) like that either!

thats funny, i was thinking the whole time I was looking “fucking Jersey”!

I’m pretty sure that’s shopped, the lips don’t look right.

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Sorry, barfed on my keyboard and had to clean it

Nothing in any of these pics looked ‘right’

u guys cant even tell wen somones joking………….

theese people look like the persians off southpark i wonder if these guys get the sudden complusion to scissor with each other

Don't be ashamed to be Italian. My best friend is Italian and he's awesome. Also, not from N.E. Jersey.