Douchebags and douchebaguettes are multiplying (45 photos)

a douchebag 35 Douchebags and douchebaguettes are multiplying (45 photos)

  • epyon

    good point

  • Pucca

    I’m frightened Auntie Emm, I’m frightened…

  • Anonymous
  • sup?

    THANK YOU! Thank you for acknowledging that chicks can be douchenozzles too! Okay, there is metrosexal..and then there is…christ-i don’t even know what this is supposed to be.

  • Jorgenshpier

    Surprise surprise, a bunch of guido faggots.

  • Saxondale

    In England they’re know as wankers and sluts.

  • DaddyD

    83.4% of the previous posters are now thinking … the chicks are hot …the chicks dig these douchebags … maybe … maybe … I could get a hot chick too if I looked like the that! That is the only explanation I can think of for the fact that I had to stand in life at the tanning center yesterday.

    With one or two exceptions (e.g., the tranny on the left in #2), if any of these girls want to go down on me, I really don’t care what the rest of the Chive world thinks of me!

  • TwistedSister

    Great, now my screen smells of disease and desperation.

    And orange. Lots and lots of orange.

  • djrecreation

    so i guess the effort to keep new jersey locked down has failed and we have an epidemic on our hands.

    does anyone know the number to the cdc?

  • michele

    please tell me that these pics weren’t all taken in my beloved home state of NJ…these people give the rest of us a bad rap…them and tony fookin soprano…UGH…

  • DrOoo

    Those the majority of these guys really live in New Jersey?

    If they in fact all live in Jersey what clubs do they frequent?

    How long does it take to get a fun permit in the USA specifically in New Jersey?

  • Anonymous

    Wow most of those guys are fucking embarassing….and camper than a row of tents.

  • Spazzberry

    guys shouldn’t get their eyebrows done. lose the unibrow, trim the shaggies and leave it at that

  • i luv vagina

    2 of the fucking faggots are kissing in one picture,how the fuck did you guys not see that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?>!?!?!?!?!?!>!>!:!<!L!?

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  • -Gary-

    thankfully guys who dress like that, and have that fag ass hair do would get beat the shit out of around my area. fuckin tools. i cant blv how girls like that stupid gay ass shit.

  • Luke

    What the fuck is up with that really fagish “vanilla ice look alike” haircut?

  • Anonymous

    i keep coming back to Cnl. Kurtzes Last words …”The horror… the horror”

  • ulnevrwalkalone

    New Jersey: Sacred mating ground of the indigenous d’bag tribes

  • stoopid_douches

    lol what is it with these douchebag dudes dressing like women! c’mon! jeeze. dress liek a man for fuck sakes

  • Yolie

    Wow I’ve never seen anyone who looks like this in real life. Thank god I live in California. I thought that hairstyle went out of fashion a decade ago?

    I can’t stand the male-female dynamic in these pictures. The guy-on-guy is okay though. More of that.

  • mikey

    douchebags are mostly white people

    HA HA HA

  • Blaze

    Man, why do they all look alike? It’s like some freaky cloning reverse nazi cartoonish…. I I I am at a loss! The thing is beyond their obliviousness to their own glaring alcohol problem,their desperate need to be accepted at the cost of their own individuality and what appears to be lack of any priorities other maintaining frosted tips and taking pictures of themselves in nightclubs…. They are probably nice people. The girls are hot.

  • w3rw0lf

    Why do they exist? wuaaaargh!
    vicarious embarrassment!!!

  • Blackguard57

    I know what I wanna punch. Douchebags #13 and 29 to name two. Especially 13, Yeah, especially 13. He just has a face I’d love to punch. If I was out drinking and I saw him, I dont think I could contain myself. If there were more than 8 beers in me he would get smacked hard. I dont think I would even wait until he made it to the parking lot where I could club him with the tuning key end of the bass guitar fretboard I carry in my trunk for such an occasion. Its a good thing I dont know who he is or where he lives. Yeah, number 13 for sure. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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