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Well, Chivers, we asked for douchebags and you gave us douchebags. Thanks for all the submissions. Keep ‘em coming to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com.
Hint: Don’t send us photos of people you hate who who don’t look like douchebags. You’d be shocked at how many normal-lookin’ dudes we got sent over the last few days that probably just banged your girlfriend. We need photographic evidence of douchebaggery. Thanks!
Chive On,
-John n Leo
(Last Pics:) ” Now, whose the douchebags?…”
i love the guy who doesn’t have any money pointing to the guy who does.
4th Pic….Is that the “Bud” from Married With Children? Random?
Could someone define douchebaguette? Girls with big boobs and sunglasses?
What’s with “guero loco” and his Walgreen’s hat?
He’s not a douche, just a sad sack wanna-be gangsta’ whigger.
First douchebags and douchebagettes post was good. This one is stretching it. I think some are definite dbags/bagettes, but some look like otherwise normal people. #3 is just some dude at what looks like his wedding with some friend. #4 while looking like “Bud” is just doing a funny pose. But overall most look douchy.
the last one has a great bomb as well
The guy in the blue plaid seems like he’s just PLAYIN like bein a douchebag (to his credit.) The rest are totally douches. I love that the skank-dressing girls are now bein called out as douchebagettes! YAY!
bagettes make my pants happy.
how is the guy with the water pipe a douche?
Low rent wannabes, all of ‘em.
all of these people should be punched in the face… with a shotgun… and then sperm.
just trying to keep it sexy, guys.
Douchebag/bagette:
Spiky, gelled/moussed hair, preferably flopped infront of your face if you’re a -bagette
fake tan
earrings too big for their head
plucked eyebrows
pursed lips
too much flesh tastelessly exposed
We used to call them “Guido’s and Guidettes” but seems the douchieness has expanded beyond the NY Italians.
#5 is a Class A douchebag. On several levels. No man should ever, ever, take a photo of himself with a phone. Unless your an almost naked hot chick, taking a photo of yourself just announces to the world that you are lonely and pathetic.
What’s most hilarious about these photos is that they have no idea that they leave themselves open to be goofed on and they beg to be called out even as they swear they think the world must adore them in that very moment. They haven’t got a clue.
a douchbag thinks he is awesome, same with the female version,,,,,,, but we know different,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hehehehehehehehhehehehehehe
In picture number 10. Is…..is the middle guy actually lifting an imaginary sleeve? I mean, they’re effin shirtless, maybe because he’s soooo used to lifting his sleeves to “Show Off My Kick ASSS Tri’s!!!” (While he simultaneously punches a baby and trips a nun)
Oh crap …. I think the kid with the bong is mine
“the horror the horror”
Pic #5 – Open a little wider…..wider……. There we go………
Pic #9 – Definite Douchebag Symptom (bright Coored shirt with collar up)
Is that Britney Spears photobombing?
Guy with the hookah is definitely not a douchebag.
And the douchebaguettes are fine as fuck.
“guero loco”??? serious douche bag…come on. bet he can’t even pronounce it. what a lame ass…
you need to be punched. in the vagina. with my penis.
because hes a ginger day-walker fuck lol just kidding weed fucken rocks!!