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Germany has douchebags too. The Chive presents the Deutschbag (20 Photos)

douche bag germany Germany has douchebags too. The Chive presents the Deutschbag (20 Photos)

Thanks to German Chiver, Hershel, for sending these photo in!

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Comments:

  1. boobookitty says:

    first again bitches

  2. Eamer says:

    American douches < German douches.

  3. D says:

    EUROPUSSIES…………..

  4. Matador says:

    ROFL @ the name Deutshbag!!! HAHAHAHA!!! GOLD!

  5. SaintStephen says:

    I thought that Germany invented the douchebag… now I have images of Hitler in an Old Navy ad…

  6. Twisted Sister says:

    Well, Deutshbags aren’t orange, I’ll give them that.

  7. Dave says:

    I think two of the dudes in #3 are just normal dorks, not DBs. Dork bags maybe?

    And when are we going to see a gallery of mini-DBs? I was at the mall yesterday and these two preppy white boys with their crooked hats and gangsta chains were walking around talking about how they were “stunning like mah daddayyy” I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry!

    Please Chive give us a gallery!

  8. Dingo says:

    every one pictured above is a tool

  9. robin yates says:

    easy to know the pics were not american,,,,,,,why ?,,,,,,,,,, easy,,,,,,,,, no lard asses or fat fucks

  10. rhodeislander says:

    the kid in argyle in photo #4 & #6 looks like a young Rain Man.

  11. HardCore Mike says:

    CLASSIC!

  12. Ray says:

    funny thing is most of them aren’t germans, but some undereducated turk and jugoslawian immigrants living in germany off german social security money

  13. Digitsis says:

    German’s out douche Americans – hands down

  14. yeaaaa says:

    Yeah no fat asses just hot chicks with big tits.. also douchebags

  15. Chan says:

    I’m so glad I’m American, most of those guys are not only douchy, but they’re f-ed up lookin too! I’ll take my sexy American men ANYDAY!

  16. top dog says:

    Most of em look like techno heads to me.

  17. Fab says:

    I would say only the half of them are German, so it's very funny what the Americans say about the "German douchebags"

  18. sfxbdfhds says:

    erthhhhhhhhhhhhththrewewe

  19. chiver says:

    master race my ass

  20. notapedofile says:

    I think a lot of them are just homosexual…plus euro club style is weird compared to America. DOUBLE PLUS – I think a few of those pictures are from Sensation, which would make them, as someone pointed out, 'techno heads'

  21. Mr. Quackers says:

    No one cares but you. No One.

  22. D says:

    Nope; just a bunch of “boys” who are trying hard to be women. Femme to the bone……..

  23. ur gay says:

    no fat-asses, just eurofags

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