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I want to smuggle drugs when I grow up. (22 photos)

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  1. i win says:

    1st suckez

  2. ken says:

    The X-Ray is of a dog. I seriously doubt those dogs live through that process. Probably just grab strays, stuff ‘em with drugs and then shoot ‘em and open ‘em to get the goods. Lovely.

  3. Nv_Me says:

    I think it’s a massive collective psychotic chemical flashback of all the drugs -
    all the drugs – smoked, swallowed, snorted, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990.
    Thirty years of adulterated street drugs’ll get you some fucking angels, my friend.

  4. HellHathNoFury says:

    Mr. Potato Head! I’m ashamed!
    These are fairly genius, but none as evil and brilliant as the mothers who make cocaine juice *cocaine+water*, put it into a baby bottle with no hole in the nipple *giggity* and walk around the airport/ferry/etc ‘feeding’ their baby. it’s right out in the open, and no one suspects baby formula. I’m not saying it’s a good idea. This is my legal waiver.

  5. ken says:

    That would make you a dead bird.

  6. s3xt0y says:

    what’d i’d give for a kilo of some yayo lol that be some bank right there.

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  9. Anonymous says:

    it would be sweet to stick a pipe into that cloud of burning product and take some tokes

  10. Regina says:

    do all what it takes for the drugs to make it safely to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……

  11. EA says:

    All drugs should be made legal. Production and supply would create jobs, the drugs would be safer, and less people would abuse them I believe. Crime rates would go down in general. But then, what would keep the masses in a daze? Last thing we want is for the people to be more knowledgeable.

  12. dave says:

    Imagine the amount of stuff that slips through the net… I mean, I've lived in a few different places and it's never been so difficult to get 'stuff'.

  13. What a great list.

    Anyone that has this much creativity deserves an opportunity.

    I´ll tip my beer to that, cheers. The yarn rolls are just quality.

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  14. StudleyPendejos says:

    I think you’re on drugs, my friend

  15. Nv_Me says:

    Actually, it’s a Quote from the “Late” “Great” George Carlin :)

  16. Nv_Me says:

    You’re a Strange Bird…..

  17. StudleyPendejos says:

    Exactly

  18. HellHathNoFury says:

    Dodo, to be precise.

  19. Bill the welder says:

    Blue footed booby for the win!

  20. s3xt0y says:

    Actually they don’t kill the dogs, and in some cases, the yayo or H will open up and the dog will OD, but thats in rare cases.

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