I want to smuggle drugs when I grow up. (22 photos)

1st suckez

The X-Ray is of a dog. I seriously doubt those dogs live through that process. Probably just grab strays, stuff ‘em with drugs and then shoot ‘em and open ‘em to get the goods. Lovely.

I think it’s a massive collective psychotic chemical flashback of all the drugs -
all the drugs – smoked, swallowed, snorted, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990.
Thirty years of adulterated street drugs’ll get you some fucking angels, my friend.

Mr. Potato Head! I’m ashamed!
These are fairly genius, but none as evil and brilliant as the mothers who make cocaine juice *cocaine+water*, put it into a baby bottle with no hole in the nipple *giggity* and walk around the airport/ferry/etc ‘feeding’ their baby. it’s right out in the open, and no one suspects baby formula. I’m not saying it’s a good idea. This is my legal waiver.

That would make you a dead bird.

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what’d i’d give for a kilo of some yayo lol that be some bank right there.

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it would be sweet to stick a pipe into that cloud of burning product and take some tokes

do all what it takes for the drugs to make it safely to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……

All drugs should be made legal. Production and supply would create jobs, the drugs would be safer, and less people would abuse them I believe. Crime rates would go down in general. But then, what would keep the masses in a daze? Last thing we want is for the people to be more knowledgeable.

Imagine the amount of stuff that slips through the net… I mean, I've lived in a few different places and it's never been so difficult to get 'stuff'.

What a great list.

Anyone that has this much creativity deserves an opportunity.

I´ll tip my beer to that, cheers. The yarn rolls are just quality.

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I think you’re on drugs, my friend

Actually, it’s a Quote from the “Late” “Great” George Carlin

You’re a Strange Bird…..

Exactly

Dodo, to be precise.

Blue footed booby for the win!

Actually they don’t kill the dogs, and in some cases, the yayo or H will open up and the dog will OD, but thats in rare cases.