The new Mercedes Panamericana ain't got no alibi (10 photos)

Dear Santa,

I want a Mercedes Panamericana for Christmas.

Thank you in advance

Damn, what the hell were they thinking?

That’s one UGLY car

indeed

That’s fugly…

well I don’t much like that little lip above the wheels but aside from that… yummy. I’d rather drive this AMG beast than bang my girl. Seriously.

I gonna take you back a few years. That car is awesome to the max, why can’t we make cars like that?

you can all lick my sack

That looks ‘shopped. I can tell from the pixels and having seen a number of ‘shops in my day.

wait does it have anything to do with Porsche Panamera?

extremely fast cars are always ugly,,,,,,,,it is all about their shape,,,,,,,,,, wind tunnels dictate shape not the designer

I can haz dis kar???

it’s just remake of the original 300sl that had gullwing doors guy

Dear Santa,

I want you to rape Equalizer so he never can post again.

Thank you in advance

Who doesn’t asswipe?

its a 3d render sped.

Agreed – the little “fenders” above the wheel arches are terrible. Other than that, it’s pretty hot. The front end reminds me of a 280Z.

By your comment I deduce that your girlfriend too lacks the afformentioned ‘Alibi’

Your comment makes no sense to either me or anyone else reading this.

Goodbye