Hot Right Now: Don’t forget your wingman this weekend (82 Photos)
  • Brian

    take a good look in the mirror!

  • One Sick Puppy!

    haha. i love the last one.

  • Brandon

    Some of these are the fabrications of a new-fangled College Humor article, so take them with a grain of salt (regardless, they are quite humourous).

  • wut

    omg some of them are just pure gold.
    love the shower one.

  • Nicolas

    The N°5:

    WTF some of salmonella causes are to eat:
    Raw eggs

    not salmon

  • Penne

    Epic Post…

  • Nv_Me

    Facebook is GAY!!

  • Nv_Me

    Yes, it’s funny…..
    But, WHY would someone say they are in the shower?
    I don’t get it?
    Is it just ME?

  • Me_Nv

    No, we banged on saturday afternoon. You didn’t want to go again at night cause you jacked it, jackass!

  • omnomnomnom

    hey yeah… i don’t know what’s going on but i’m not your son

  • hellooo

    The chicken on is awesome!

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  • HellHathNoFury

    this is why I’ll never have a Facebook, ever.

    • Taz

      your admitting here that your as dumb as the facebookers that posted all that stuff

  • Mr. Irony

    That Tracy chick is Engaged. Do you think that was her Fiance that she sent that message to.

  • ken

    Now those were entertaining.

    OK, Interpreting Facebook Literature 101. Exam question #1:

    “I’m glad you enjoyed my OTHER pussy” refers to:

    A. Oral
    B. Anal
    C. Pet Cat.

  • Regina

    that is why i don’t have a facebook account…….epic fails

  • your dick

    Last ones funny

  • chronic fool

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  • Xac

    That’s not fair to say, honestly. Facebook is still young and just coming into its sexuality and may not yet know its own sexual preferences. Sometimes it can take a few years before a webpage can truly come to terms on its own sexual orientation and whether it wants to be with male webpages or female webpages.

  • Nv_Me

    I Understand your Point……
    The other night, while Cruising Facebook, I pushed my Erect Wiener up against my Computer Screen and the Site Crashed on me….
    Leaving me to believe, Facebook is Gay….

  • Me_Nv

    So that’s why you didn’t want to bang on Saturday night.

  • Nv_Me

    I did Bang on Saturday night….Hmmmmm??

  • Nv_Me

    I Jacked My Wiener!!

    I Like Turtles…

  • sock puppet

    I grew up in the country where we had several chickens. While it is true that you can get salmonella from raw eggs, it is extremely rare to do so. They can also be left unrefrigerated for quite a while. They can sit in the chicken coop and go uncollected or sitting in a bowl in the kitchen once they come out of the chicken. I was in Sam’s Club once and they were piled high in crates in the middle of an aisle once. Once they’ve been refrigerated for the first time, it isn’t a good idea to leave them out after that.

  • anon

    that’s why it’s funny

  • Jeebus Suck Cock

    don’t add your boss

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