Comments on: Daily morning randomness (25 photos)

By: shakes_head

shakes_head — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 23:44:51 +0000

well, it was a large water…

By: kkkkkkkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkk — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 21:56:02 +0000

Here's an actual quote from Alex Trbek: "Historically, minorities perform very poorly on Jeopardy, especially African-Americans. Also, they tend to have horrific body odor and coarse manners."

By: Here's my opinion:

Here's my opinion: — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:29:13 +0000

I'm white and I'm deeply, deeply, make that deeply offended by all of the racist photos in this series. Many of them mock and degrade whites. How come there aren't any minorities dressed up in silly garb, or how come there aren't any retarded-looking minorities standing out in front of a school photo, or how come there aren't minority lesbian couples, or how come…? Get the point? I'm not sure that I can go on with the rest of my day, I'm so offended and hurt. Reread the Chive's disclaimer–see below. It doesn't mention that any effort will be made to suck the dicks of the PC Nazis.

By: Big Bob

Big Bob — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:43:52 +0000

About the $7k gratuity – just another reason why automatically added tips that are based on a percentage are ridiculous! So this guy served roughly 15 people and got a $7k tip. Did he really bust his ass any more than another waiter that served 15 other people who’s bill came to only $500? Even if the tip was divided up among the staff equally, it’s silly that one table had to give so much more of a tip then the table next to them! Tips should be given solely on how well the staff performed, not based on the prices of the place.

By: Big Bob

Big Bob — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:30:47 +0000

So where exactly is the racism? The guy is losing badly and whoever made up the caption is pointing it out. Are you saying “get it together” is a racist term? Is that phrase only spoken by people of a certain ethnicity? If it were a little old lady that was losing badly and it said “Shit Gertrude, get it together” would you have claimed racism? So just because he is black means it’s racist? It sounds to me like you’re the one that’s stereotyping here and assuming the racism.

By: doo dah doo doo

doo dah doo doo — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:00:03 +0000

dude for a $7k tip everyone at that table better have cum at least once during the service.

By: steve

steve — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:26:58 +0000

no you are racist for pointing out racism.

By: ken

ken — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:20:44 +0000

What if you order a $5,000 bottle of wine, they open it up and le6t you taste it and you don’t like it? Can you imagine the scene it would create if you tried to send back a $5,000 bottle of wine?

“This one’s no good, open me another!”

By: thatwasntthequestion

thatwasntthequestion — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:03:23 +0000

Don’t sweat it, Hell. I got nine cents for you.

By: thatwasntthequestion

thatwasntthequestion — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:02:29 +0000

The Cristal Rose Magnum is a 5.0 litre bottle. He ordered two of them. That’s 10 litres of champagne. 2 bottles of Chateau Petrus – $5 k each. That’s a very good bordeaux (but depends on the vintage). Probably a very old bottle based on the price.

Hope he enjoyed it.

By: aaron

aaron — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:06:53 +0000

I bet the wine was amazing….

TYRONE FTW!!

By: Vicarious

Vicarious — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:36:16 +0000

mmm swedish lesbians…

By: claiborne

claiborne — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:27:30 +0000

The receipt was from Russian Prime Minister …….dork. check TMZ

By: vasilly

vasilly — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:02:04 +0000

The first picture is racist.

By: boneman

boneman — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:01:43 +0000

A wild guess about the girl taped up in frame #3…
She was having a good laugh untill they shaved her hair and gave her to the sleeping dude in #15.
(probably wasn’t laughing anymore…)

By: ken

ken — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:34:09 +0000

$45k of the bill was on the 7 bottles of wine. He obviously splurged on the rarest bottles in their cellar. What caught my eye was $28 for “parmesan chunks.” For that price, they could at least grate it.

One thing is fo sho..Tyrone ain’t springin’ for the tab!

LOL on the Federal St mud fresco