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World: Meet Sumo Dawg

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  1. Dingo says:

    this is the original fat bastard

  2. Joe Clyde says:

    Methinks he has a bit of a weight problem.

    But hey, he owns his own winery. Some gold digger will polish the old 60/40 meatloaf.

  3. Nate_karr says:

    Thank you Chive for finding the real pictures of HHNF.

  4. jumpin' jack says:

    Hey Joe…
    That fat bastard doesn’t have his own winery. He got a freakin’ label made.
    Plenty of places will bottle a blend and make up a label for you.

  5. One Sick Puppy! says:

    Owns his own winery, and yet STILL a virgin!

  6. sticks says:

    He looks like a nice person and someone fun to hang around. Yeah he has a weight problem, but a lot of people do.

  7. aaron says:

    if he could fit in my car id hang out with him he looks pretty cool

  8. w3rw0lf says:

    Fat Bastard – Yeah!!

  9. Army of Dad says:

    Hey dumb@ss, get your booger hook off the bang switch !

  10. F-u says:

    This guy is awesome. He looks like a nice guy. Look at those guns!

  11. Megan says:

    lol i love the Clockwork Orange pics. those are the funniest

  12. doo says:

    HOLY SHIT!

    Dooley’s is disgusting.

  13. She turned ya down didn’t she.

  14. HellHathNoFury says:

    Yeah, this is why I don’t send in nudie pics. Once I take off the corset and control-top tights, you can kindof tell the difference. But hey, my bewbs are bigger than most of the other girls on here! So, do you like me with the facial hair or without? I’m thinking about growing my back hair out, too, but your opinion would help.

  15. Psarae says:

    YES then braid it all together until it forms a tail. That would be hot.

  16. HellHathNoFury says:

    Ooh I’ll wax ‘I *heart* theChive’ into my backhair. Thanks for the awesome ideas!

  17. HellHathNoFury says:

    Maybe he has an itchy booger hook

  18. Witty sarcastic in your face humor for the cherry and a 10 for the modesty.

  19. HellHathNoFury says:

    Back off, Lo, that’s my man! *jerry, jerry….*

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