World: Meet Sumo Dawg

this is the original fat bastard

Methinks he has a bit of a weight problem.

But hey, he owns his own winery. Some gold digger will polish the old 60/40 meatloaf.

Thank you Chive for finding the real pictures of HHNF.

Hey Joe…
That fat bastard doesn’t have his own winery. He got a freakin’ label made.
Plenty of places will bottle a blend and make up a label for you.

Owns his own winery, and yet STILL a virgin!

He looks like a nice person and someone fun to hang around. Yeah he has a weight problem, but a lot of people do.

if he could fit in my car id hang out with him he looks pretty cool

Fat Bastard – Yeah!!

Hey dumb@ss, get your booger hook off the bang switch !

This guy is awesome. He looks like a nice guy. Look at those guns!

lol i love the Clockwork Orange pics. those are the funniest

HOLY SHIT!

Dooley’s is disgusting.

1) keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot.
2) don't aim at anything you don't intend to kill or destroy.
3) lose weight. for the love of all that is good, lose weight.

She turned ya down didn’t she.

Yeah, this is why I don’t send in nudie pics. Once I take off the corset and control-top tights, you can kindof tell the difference. But hey, my bewbs are bigger than most of the other girls on here! So, do you like me with the facial hair or without? I’m thinking about growing my back hair out, too, but your opinion would help.

YES then braid it all together until it forms a tail. That would be hot.

Ooh I’ll wax ‘I *heart* theChive’ into my backhair. Thanks for the awesome ideas!

Maybe he has an itchy booger hook

Witty sarcastic in your face humor for the cherry and a 10 for the modesty.

Back off, Lo, that’s my man! *jerry, jerry….*