World: Meet Sumo Dawg

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Check out Sumo Dawg’s website to solidify his existence on the same planet as you are.

  • Dingo

    this is the original fat bastard

  • Joe Clyde

    Methinks he has a bit of a weight problem.

    But hey, he owns his own winery. Some gold digger will polish the old 60/40 meatloaf.

  • Nate_karr

    Thank you Chive for finding the real pictures of HHNF.

  • jumpin' jack

    Hey Joe…
    That fat bastard doesn’t have his own winery. He got a freakin’ label made.
    Plenty of places will bottle a blend and make up a label for you.

  • One Sick Puppy!

    Owns his own winery, and yet STILL a virgin!

  • sticks

    He looks like a nice person and someone fun to hang around. Yeah he has a weight problem, but a lot of people do.

  • aaron

    if he could fit in my car id hang out with him he looks pretty cool

  • w3rw0lf

    Fat Bastard – Yeah!!

  • Army of Dad

    Hey dumb@ss, get your booger hook off the bang switch !

  • F-u

    This guy is awesome. He looks like a nice guy. Look at those guns!

  • Megan

    lol i love the Clockwork Orange pics. those are the funniest

  • doo


    Dooley’s is disgusting.

  • ugh

    1) keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot.
    2) don't aim at anything you don't intend to kill or destroy.
    3) lose weight. for the love of all that is good, lose weight.

  • Bill The Welder

    She turned ya down didn’t she.

  • HellHathNoFury

    Yeah, this is why I don’t send in nudie pics. Once I take off the corset and control-top tights, you can kindof tell the difference. But hey, my bewbs are bigger than most of the other girls on here! So, do you like me with the facial hair or without? I’m thinking about growing my back hair out, too, but your opinion would help.

  • Psarae

    YES then braid it all together until it forms a tail. That would be hot.

  • HellHathNoFury

    Ooh I’ll wax ‘I *heart* theChive’ into my backhair. Thanks for the awesome ideas!

  • HellHathNoFury

    Maybe he has an itchy booger hook

  • Bill The Welder

    Witty sarcastic in your face humor for the cherry and a 10 for the modesty.

  • HellHathNoFury

    Back off, Lo, that’s my man! *jerry, jerry….*

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