Daily morning randomness (25 photos)

The Aquarium fence is totally kool if not extravagant. But the best is the Snow-Angel-sex imprint on the hood of the car. That is funny as hell!

Aquarium fence: ‘You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have frikkin sharks with frikkin laser beams attatched to their heads. Now eivdently my cycloptic colleauge informs me that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! What DO we have?’
‘Mutated sea bass’
‘Are they ill-tempered?’
‘Absolutely!’

LOL!

What is with the security gates on the high rise balconies? To prevent theft from each other? I’m guessing a weak turnout for the building Christmas party (or whatever holiday they celebrate there).

aww i wish i had a quarter to give that bum who slept with lindsay lohan… poor fella. how’s he gonna explain himself to the soup kitchen christians?

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