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		<title>By: BWR</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/12/08/get-me-the-hell-off-this-sketchballs-lap-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-101538</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[BWR]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ray Charles Santa rocks! ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ray Charles Santa rocks! </p>
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		<title>By: Frohe Weihnachten zusammen! &#171; › SPURGO.de</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/12/08/get-me-the-hell-off-this-sketchballs-lap-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-24988</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Frohe Weihnachten zusammen! &#171; › SPURGO.de]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] gibt&#8217;s übrigens hier  noch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: Papa_Noel, das miedo &#124; Jon&#233;ame</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/12/08/get-me-the-hell-off-this-sketchballs-lap-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-23585</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Papa_Noel, das miedo &#124; Jon&#233;ame]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Papa_Noel, das miedo&#160;thechive.com/2009/12/08/get-me-the-hell-off-this-sketchballs... por catchuli hace poquitos segundos [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Papa_Noel, das miedo&nbsp;thechive.com/2009/12/08/get-me-the-hell-off-this-sketchballs&#8230; por catchuli hace poquitos segundos [...]</p>
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		<title>By: 20 fotos de niños aterrorizados con Papá Noel</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/12/08/get-me-the-hell-off-this-sketchballs-lap-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-23499</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[20 fotos de niños aterrorizados con Papá Noel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] 20 fotos de niños aterrorizados con Papá Noel&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: Tobias</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tobias]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:19:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 4th Photo remains me to Jack Nicholson. :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The 4th Photo remains me to Jack Nicholson. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Spank im Portrait &#171; Spanksen.de &#8211; Down By Law</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Spank im Portrait &#171; Spanksen.de &#8211; Down By Law]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Die  besten Weihnachtsmann Bilder ever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Second from the bottom looks like Geingis Kahn (yes i spelled that wrong).]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Second from the bottom looks like Geingis Kahn (yes i spelled that wrong).</p>
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		<title>By: Mjolnir</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mjolnir]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of these are godawful; I feel for the kids *and* for the guys in the suits and the fake beards, honestly (except for Andersonville Santa; I don&#039;t get his deal).  However, I happen to know a couple of the guys who do this with the real beards and all that, and a) they put up with a LOT from the parents who force their kids to see them (see pic #1; I wouldn&#039;t want to be that guy), and the $ they make is impressive; if you look the part with the beard and the right belly and all that, you can pull in almost ten large for playing Jolly Old Saint Nick at the local malls.  

Not bad for having carpet apes pee on your lap and scream in your ear.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some of these are godawful; I feel for the kids *and* for the guys in the suits and the fake beards, honestly (except for Andersonville Santa; I don&#8217;t get his deal).  However, I happen to know a couple of the guys who do this with the real beards and all that, and a) they put up with a LOT from the parents who force their kids to see them (see pic #1; I wouldn&#8217;t want to be that guy), and the $ they make is impressive; if you look the part with the beard and the right belly and all that, you can pull in almost ten large for playing Jolly Old Saint Nick at the local malls.  </p>
<p>Not bad for having carpet apes pee on your lap and scream in your ear.</p>
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		<title>By: Ken</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ken]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#5 Never gets old.  That Santa is so scary that the kids hysteria is totally appropriate.

And the return of &quot;Concentration Camp Santa&quot; (9th down) makes me shake my head.  That guy better be dead (or close to it)!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#5 Never gets old.  That Santa is so scary that the kids hysteria is totally appropriate.</p>
<p>And the return of &#8220;Concentration Camp Santa&#8221; (9th down) makes me shake my head.  That guy better be dead (or close to it)!</p>
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		<title>By: Patatas Traigo &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Papa Noel, mamá tampoco</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Patatas Traigo &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Papa Noel, mamá tampoco]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:29:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] en un blog dedicado unicamente a este fenómeno: Sketchy Santas. La gente está muy mal. Visto en The chive.   Rating 3.00 out of 5   Cosas que molanLa chica del anuncio de NespressoVacaciones del imserso [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] en un blog dedicado unicamente a este fenómeno: Sketchy Santas. La gente está muy mal. Visto en The chive.   Rating 3.00 out of 5   Cosas que molanLa chica del anuncio de NespressoVacaciones del imserso [...]</p>
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		<title>By: ErLei</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/12/08/get-me-the-hell-off-this-sketchballs-lap-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-21836</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ErLei]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#10: Saxophone, speedo, shorts pulled down on his ankles. So many errors in one picture.

But these are some of the best I&#039;ve seen in a while.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#10: Saxophone, speedo, shorts pulled down on his ankles. So many errors in one picture.</p>
<p>But these are some of the best I&#8217;ve seen in a while.</p>
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		<title>By: You're an Idiot</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[You're an Idiot]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#8 is wrong on so many levels.

as is #13.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#8 is wrong on so many levels.</p>
<p>as is #13.</p>
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		<title>By: psara</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[psara]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of these aren&#039;t sketchy at all...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most of these aren&#8217;t sketchy at all&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: ladyguitarstar</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ladyguitarstar]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my little girls pic with santa from last year is funny. She reminds me of dude from clockwork orange in it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my little girls pic with santa from last year is funny. She reminds me of dude from clockwork orange in it.</p>
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		<title>By: LOL</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[LOL]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa just isn&#039;t all he&#039;s cracked up to be...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Santa just isn&#8217;t all he&#8217;s cracked up to be&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Irony</title>
		<link>http://thechive.com/2009/12/08/get-me-the-hell-off-this-sketchballs-lap-20-photos/comment-page-1/#comment-21690</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Irony]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is some funny shit.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is some funny shit.</p>
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