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December 10, 2009 |
In: Funny, Random
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a pedobear hoodie? are you fucking kidding me?
the hoodie > Florida
Chive, you should know by now that there are awesome boobs and boobs that should only be used as torture devices for hardened criminals. Please. Those ‘boobs’ in the zip-up sweater are just sick. What kind of people are you?!
So what your saying is you prefer the shot of the male flapjacks over that of the sweater bumpers then? Sweater chick is fine so whats your real reason for being so catish?
Here is a ‘sense of humor’ pill. It’s a suppository. If there’s room for it.
you said you have a kid right, hell? i bet you’ve got those saggy mama’s flapjacks with the lines all over them
tits or gtfo
yup, they look like fried eggs!
How about you try your own shit stick for a while because you come across more often as complaining about other women as compared to actually being funny. For a real woman who is actually attractive looking and shouldn’t be worried about other women you sure are threatened by other women it seems.
Does HHNF’s joke really have to be explained?
If people thought I were a male commentor, they would get it. I guess female=bitter and jealous. My God, people. It’s a ‘joke’. Heard of them? Like anyone would think I was talking about the good-looking boobs being gross, like I think the hideous boobs are awesome. Herher, get it? Fucking duh.
just a squared-up shot of some titties. loves it
HHNF you are sounding kind of jealous..(I really hope that was sarcasm)..they are pretty nice boobs, and yes I am a woman!
WTF with the guy with the nasty boobs and long hair!! that’s just wrong man!
So what, am I supposed to like Sushi now?
Driver to Tank commander: “I kitten ran across the road!”
I’m trying to think of the reason why the photographer and the subject felt it was a good idea to do a topless portrait… Maybe they saw the scenes in Austin Powers with Fat Bastard and really did think he was sexy! Or maybe he just started his hormone injections?
You’re all over the place, bro.
Awesome chess set!
Awesome chest set too!!!!!
Drinkin’ chess is the best idea ever.
i'm guessing the girl with the watering can either has a pierced septum or a hole there from snorting too much columbian marching powder… still funny though.
scaryily enough the guy with the moobs looks like someone i used to live with….eeek!
Its a nasal pot used with a mild saline solution you are basically cleaning the lower nasal passages with it. There are no septum piercings involved in what your seeing or any holes from snorting coke at all, its just the solution getting past the top of the septum in the nasal canal and then coming out the other nostril. You can find this kit at most health food stores and at walmart, several friends I have swear by it during hayfever season and cold and flue season.
Netti Pot FTW!!!!!
psara is the new HHNF female spokeswomen for Chive. Drinking chess IS a great idea!
I still luv ya HHNF
Yeah me too! I still totaly have a crush on HHNF!
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I have the same snowboarding pants.
the chick with the water through her nose isn't pierced. Anyone can do that, it's a homeopathic way of clearing out your sinus cavities, it helps with allergies and stuff like that. It feels a bit weird until you get used to it.
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