Search for anti-douchebags is on. These guys partied with a baby (15 Photos)

December 18, 2009 | In: Uncategorized

Yesterday we posted this group of guys and they were a breath of fresh air. The CHIVE is looking for anti-douches, guys and gals just out to have a good time without pretense or douchebaggery. Normal people having fun for the sake of fun. Send us your best moments to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. We only have a million readers a day, what’s the worst that can happen? Congrats to Patrick Christie and his anti-douche friends pictured here.

Chive On!
-John n’ Leo

billyblaze81

Has anyone alerted the Department of Child and Family Services?

Somebody

Not from Cali, or the States for that matter. Calgary or Victoria

krisb

I saw a can of Kokanee! Best beer in the world! Go Canada!
imo all the time

I’m usually a hater but these guys seem genuinely fun. they can’t be american
Lance

I think they’re actually from California
Forrest

The Chive: now defining what’s cool in America. amazing

Anonymous

Apparently what is cool in America is Canada.

Anonymous

You do realize that Canaday is apart of America, right? The USA is not the only thing that is America. Anything on the continent of North America is American. I can’t stand people who think that only the US is American. Yes, I wish people that came here from Central Amercan would speak fucking English! But to say that only the states are American is just plain stupid. Then again, most USAins are stupid, so . . .

Anonymous

Dumbest Person Ever. Canada is a country, with borders and different laws (better beer). Stop being stupid. AND….while you were chastising people from Central America on how they speak, you misspelled the word American and wrote AMERCAN. R-TARD.
D

Thanks for trying to be clever, but why don’t you just go fuck youself!
One Sick Puppy

Ahhh ha ha. Epic fail, dumbass!

And you were trying so hard to look smart…. *shakes head*

I guess you are one of the “most USAins ” that are stupid (as you put it), right?
One Sick Puppy

BTW….where is Canaday?? Not sure I’ve ever heard of it. lol
ANONONONON

uhhh…everything on the continentS of north and SOUTH america are america. i smell DOUCHE. BAG.

Anonymous

Want to see more of the owner of the ass in #4. The chick in pink.

….please God say that’s really a chick!!!
boast guster

Awesome douchebag gallery! What’s that? These AREN’T douches? Oh, my bad. Awesome ass-hat gallery.
Vicious Delicious

commentor above me is a douche
Andrew

boast guster, you might have a point (you don’t) but you’re not funny at all
The Animal Dave Batista

inorite? It’s fun because they jumped! And the ballpoint penis on the leg? Classic! What a bunch of characters!
Aaron

crazy canadians!!! kokanee is delicious.
Awful

Thats about the most boring post I’ve ever seen anywhere
dru

hahahaahaha, unreal. this is me and my buddies, we are from canada, we are from calgary, but this was from a weekend in invermere, bc. yeah, we are a bunch of clowns…

oh and ps. sorry bud, that ass…..not a chick.
Howierd33

What baby are you talking about? The plastic toy or that black haired toddler jumping in the middle of the first pic with the dark blue shirt and backwards baseball cap? Jesus that kid must be barely ten years old
Reggie Mantle

Hey dude he has a pretty rad shirt on. You Rock You Rule.
Wow I pity that kid he honestly looks like he is 3
LOL

Last pic…guy in the center…looks a lot like a young Tom Selleck…

As for the doll creativity…I used to do the same thing with Barbie/Ken. Put them in unusual positions…Ken on Ken…Barbie/Barbie/Ken/Barbie combinations…;) Good for a giggle until I was about 22…;)

Good times. I don’t remember most of them…but oh well!
P-90

Imagine waking, opening your eyes and through bleary pissed vision seeing a baby hanging from a light, heart attack much?
Anonymous

Looks like an incredible party. Sausage party that is. Where are the ladies my Canadian friends?
http://elginjessica.wordpress.com Jessica

i can’t tell if you meant that these guys are a bunch of douche bags or anti-douche bags.

Jono

They’re the anti-douches. I see no fake tan, gelled up spikey hair and D&G sunglasses on a face that looks like it’s sucking a dick.

josh

have of these posters are classic d-bags.
were if they are from Canada who cares we here in CA party about the same if not wilder.
all i have to say is the only douche bag thing they did, was not cut that baby off sooner.
he was way to gone… clearly didn’t know what he was doing… tsk tsk tsk.
come on Canada, in the states we know when a baby has had too much