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January 4, 2010 | In: Funny, Random

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vitorla

Finally. I thought I was the only male who wasn’t delusional enough to think Paris Hilton is hot.

God

Don’t be so hard on her! That lazy eye is BECAUSE of the drugs!

Dreamy

double pics in this post =/ and no you’re not the only one who thinks paris hilton isn’t hot… she’s not and she’s stupid besides ^^

pundit

research prepositions

BillyBlaze

Paris isn’t hot but she definetly doesn’t have implants. She’s barely an A cup.
HellHathNoFury

That's it, I'm trading my Volvos for Bimmers. Last pics…see what happens when you post 'First' in a comment thread? Tiger Woods needs to get tested for Golf Clap. Uh, I hope I'm not the only person who sees a walrus in the first 0 of 2010. Too much Beatles music for me..

BillyBlaze

And yes that is a walrus in that pic. Probably the greatest song ever written to stick it to Bob Dylan.John said it best here “I was writing obscurely, a la Dylan in those days. I can write that crap too”

HellHathNoFury

Okay, their best song ever is Rocky Raccoon.

BillyBlaze

I said that I Am The Walrus is the best song ever written to stick it to Bob Dylan. John wrote that song specifically because he was pissed that people were actually listening to Dylan’s lyrics and calling them genius. As far as the best song in general the Beatles wrote that is another debate.

HellHathNoFury

I wasn’t debating that. I was saying that, in my opinion, that is thier best song ever. Mostly because I love raccoons.

Ken

In the platonic sense we hope, HHNF

Spandex clothing = a net loss for humanity.

Paris may be a spoiled attention grubbing wreck, but she is okay looking. She’s cute.

And what is it with drivers these days where they don’t think they need to keep their eyes on the road?

Plasticos

TheAmericanArm on May 20, 2011 CASH IS KING Credit is shit Total Bullshit I have never owned a credit card .for good rosean (Death) To The Trans-union Disease They are half of the rosean of the Economy 10% is because actual peoples screw ups .and the rest is overseas employment.People bailout Fraudulent Fake ass Banks And the People get Nothing in return THE BANKS NEED AN Egyptian Style Overthrow.I fucking hate them Bring back The real Banks back when honesty was part of the system.

mook

Shut up you retards.

I do not care for Paris Hilton, yet if she was in front of you flirting you’d cum your pants.

Just because some retarded women think shes someone to follow doesn’t make her less rich or good looking.

BillyBlaze

First off Mook I have a little self restraint than that. Second I would never even be in the same room with Paris Hilton. And third what exactly is hot about her. She has no ass, no tits, and is practically retarded. If thats what you think is hot you are probably a NAMBLA member (and no offense to North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes, I’m talking about the other NAMBLA)
Zooks

Underneath the glitter of all the diamonds she’s nothing but a simple looking simpleton.
Nothing about her body makes me wanna cream either, she isn’t much better than your average. I’d hit it, but it wouldn’t be anything special.
Better get outside and expose yourself to some ladies in real life. Gotta lose that premature jizz problem of yours, right? OP OHH IT’S JENNIFER ANISTON OHHH OHHHHHHH jzzzzzz

one booger

if it wasn’t for the stds id hit it!
Regina

finally…..i don’t know which picture to begin criticizing…..and yet again…the last three sum up this whole category.
Equalizer

where can I buy those laptop holder?
Gandalf..

ahh these were th good ol chive days…

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