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Angelyne, a true blonde (10 Photos)

angel blond lead Angelyne, a true blonde (10 Photos)

If you live in Los Angeles (like I do), you know Angelyne. Once upon a 1980′s she was an icon in the city for no real reason. Her rich husband placed billboards of her all over the city and she drove around in a pink Corvette wearing and dressing the part. She appeared in a few horror movies but nothing substantial. Nobody really knows how old she is, her real name, or how many plastic surgeries she’s had. But she’s a part of Hollywood lore, an old relic that makes you smile a little when her Corvette passes you on Sunset Blvd.

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  1. StudleyPendejos says:

    Shes FUGLY!

  2. BillyBlaze says:

    Why does she get to park in a handicapped space?

  3. cindy says:

    this is why i love the chive

  4. Fortune favors says:

    haha i live on LA. most of the billboards, maybe all of them, are gone. that last photo brings me back man

  5. schnozzberriesTasteLikeShat says:

    So..is she a true blonde or is the Vette a manual?

  6. Alan says:

    Ah, I’d fuck her

  7. Justin Case says:

    tooth pick legs with absolutely no shape. She was a skank in the 70′s and now she’s in her 70′s ergo once a skank always a skank.

  8. yeahsure says:

    She’s a walking personification of whats wrong with the world today….i even blame her for global warming and the global recession.

  9. Insert Name Here says:

    I’d smash

  10. [...] Slap] We all have had a girl out of our league, right? [Brand New Cool] Angelyne is a true blonde [The Chive] Hot girls pumping, it can happen [MeandIsis] She may be 39 but she still has it going [Big Smudge] [...]

  11. YesYes says:

    I’d fuck in her in mud pipe.

  12. Ken says:

    Did we even need to see the license plate to know this was Los Angeles?

  13. Bubba Mcnugget says:

    I think she’s adorable in an 1980′s, Princess Peach sorta way.

  14. Aaron says:

    I heard an interview with the guy who made her famous. Crazy thing is it wasn’t his wife, it was his “muse”. He was a billboard mogul in town and times were slow so instead of having a bunch of empty billboards he put pictures of her up. It was a pretty interesting story.

  15. Gonz says:

    if I was not so very afraid of contracting any STDS I would possibly hug her

  16. robin yates says:

    I think many people hate her because she drives a Corvette,,,,,,,,obviously has money and doesn’t give a shit about assholes who think she is a skank

  17. enkidu says:

    We don’t hate her, Robin, we have contempt for her and think she is a skank. What she thinks, if she does or even can, is irrelevant.

  18. papasmurf says:

    I wonder if she would like to go camping. I have everything for the trip, except for the mabeline, butt that might not matter ,by mornining she will have a craving for raw fish & blood sausage. O YEAH

  19. Zoe says:

    I hope I can look that good at 60 something! True, she has had a lot of work done, she dresses in stuff made for women half her age and she plasters on her makeup…BUT Angelyne looks like a happy person. I have seen her in person a few times and she seems really sweet and harmless. She just wants to live her life and be a diva in her own world and look fabulous. She is eccentric and that is just her personality. It’s too bad there are so many haters on the internet. As a Californian I will say this: in person Angelyne gives off a happy, positive energy. She has been around a long time but so what? I hope I am lucky enough to be around as long as her…and I hope I feel good enough about myself to dress however I want and not care what people say! The world is a more colorful place with her IN it and I hope she is around for a long time doing what she loves most=Looking like a human Barbie and getting attention!

  20. [...] Angelyne: A Really Classy Dame – If by “classy” you mean “demented.” [...]

  21. imayadatty says:

    I wish more women dressed like her…I’m sick of all the frumpy looking chicks around…especially here at my office.

    oh yeah…I’d hit it too!! Just so I could say I did!!

  22. Marky Mark says:

    Also found out that Angelyne has fallen on hard times. She is listing her Malibu condo for $575,000.00. Looks like a pepto bismol nightmare!

    http://realestalker.blogspot.com/2010/11/angelyne

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