WTF? Hot chicks with stubbed toes… (14 Photos)

Are you telling me you don't find that "I have to take a huge dump" face attractive?

I am going to be in the Miss Queen of Charities Pageant through the Salvation Army next month. Part of my scoers and the competition are based on the amount of money I raise for the Salvation Army. I am required to find businesses to sponsor me. Sponsorship packages start at $50 and go up from there. How these sponsorship packages work are your business gives a check and ad/business card to me. I will deliver it to the Salvation Army who will display your advertisment in the pageant’s program. I am yet to find any sponsors and really want to be able to be a part of this pageant. Please remember what a great way this is to give back to the community and help those in need. Let me know if there is any way you can help me with this! I would be happy to stop by your office to work out payment if you can help in any way.Thanks so much!

or on facebook) Thanks! Mary JaneOk so I tkaled with the mother. She is staying in a motel in Bluffton that Red Cross has put her in till tomorrow. So she needs to find an appartment. If anyone has any contacts in Bluffton for rental property please let me know. The boys are 3 and 5 and both wear a size 4T and size 10 & 11 shoe. Mom is a size 3 and small, shoe size 4. They need everything, so look around your house if you don’t need it or use it let me know. Esp furniture, dishes, bedding. Also gift cards would be awesome. Let me know I will come to you to get your donation. Please repost and reach out to your friends as well! Thanks!

I can think uv at leeste won thing ewe arunt dewing riecht, but aye cannet remembur whut its culled.

Reminds me of something called ‘The angry pirate’, it seems I have a filthy mind.

young? they look at least college

For the avant-garde out there, there are shoes with steel inserts that further protect the toe. Also makes it a lot more fun to kick the ever-loving [BLEEP] out of something!