Hot chicks of Facebook: Alyssa

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Joe

Sweet Dog!
ozzie

she can get it.
StudleyPendejos

What’s wrong with her leg in #8? Is it just the camera angle?!

BillyBlaze

Its called photoshop

http://onesickpuppy.wordpress.com Bad_Obsession

Oh really?? What’s that?? I’ve never heard of it? Is this something new??

I don’t think someone photoshopped her leg to make it look bent. Besides, you can tell it’s not photoshopped- look at the brick pattern surrounding her leg.

And you can tell by the pixels. I’ve seen a few photoshops in my time.

BillyBlaze

I think it is. I’ve recently just heard about it. But seriously from the way her upper leg looks kind of warped it looked photoshpped.

isawoj

it wants to be in her mouth.
top dog

She’s just very bowlegged thats all. It makes for easy access. Hey!! figure it out.
topsinva

@StudleyPendejos, she’s just double jointed, i think. And, I’m just glad the chive found a chick who can actually smile, instead of looking like a fish every time a camera’s pointed towards her.

StudleyPendejos

Hey I agree, she’s pretty smokin’

Gonz

what a little cutie and her friend too
Anonymous

i would like to practice impregnating her….over and over
aaron

very cute girl, nice smile.
Anonymous

she’s wicked hot in all but the close up
Shadow Sterks

Bunch of picky ass motherfuckers. The girl is stunning.
nelson

DAMN, SHES GORGEOUS AND SHE HAS SOME HOT ASS GIRLFREINDS.
WTF

Small mouth…………..
HellHathNoFury

alyssa, you’re so pretty…but ED HARDY?! WHY?! *shakes fist*
You may be forgiven this one transgression. Do not disappoint me again.

hi

you always disappoint me

shockresistant

yet another vacuous blonde showing her love for the camera. either her face is permanently like that or everytime someone points a camera at her she automatically goes into “look directly at photographer and smile” mode. can she do any other facial expressions other than smile? somehow i doubt it.

Warped

What’s she supposed to do?…. look away and hide. She apparently has more friends than you do and likes to document and remember fun times in her life…. whats wrong with that, moron? You think everyone is an attention whore because you dont get enough…. try either getting out from in front of the computer sometimes or become a fucking EMO!

StudleyPendejos

So hang on Shock…. does this mean you dont like playboy, or hot maxim chicks, or hooters calenders, or a Megan Fox photo shoot?
- I thought so hypocrite

SomeGuy

Personally, I find it refreshing to see a girl who smiles at a camera instead of making duck lips, gang signs, or spastic facial contortions. I also contend that she’s not half the camera-whore most of the girls posted on here are. Please notice that none of these photos were taken at arms length, nor were any of them taken in a mirror. That says two things to me:

1) She’s got enough friends in her life to snap a picture of her that she doesn’t need to take pictures of herself.
2) She’s not so desperate to see pictures of herself that she feels the need to repeatedly take picture of herself with her own camera.
Woody

I’ll take her picture. I’m really good at shooting from trees or through bushes.
CravenMoorehead

Definitely a Rich Bitch, HIGH MAINTENANCE 4 sure
Insert Name Here

She’s cool…I guess
papasmurf

When chicks stand together and their boobs touch……….., do they get turned on ? But I do think this girl needs no photo shopping. All you guys would spend lots of money on her , if you had the chance !
Adam

i’m in love
tommybhoy

I would take jail time for the things I would do to her
Navy Guy

Not saying she’s not hot…. but where did her upper lip go???

HellHathNoFury

Being a Navy Guy, you should know that’s the face that comes with girls covering thier teeth…

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Iftreescouldtalk

Talk about making the same face in EVERY picture.

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