So get this, there’s a site where you have to be beautiful to join (22 Photos)

aa beautiful women pics 7 So get this, theres a site where you have to be beautiful to join (22 Photos)

Recently, a CNN report came out about a site called Beautifulpeople [dot] com. The reason CNN wrote about it was because the site had kicked out 5,000 of its members for gaining to much weight over Christmas break. Their reason,
” Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model.”
The site’s homepage reads:
• Do looks matter to you, when it comes to selecting a partner?
• Do you want to guarantee your dates will always be beautiful?
• No more filtering through unattractive people on mainstream sites
Users also must rate each other and you must be voted into the site. Enjoy…

Thanks to Ori for the heads-up on this. No photos taken directly from Beautiful People.

  • idr

    joining asap

  • nelly02

    some nice lookers in a very superficial way. you just know they are going to be vein and self centered with the personality and inteligence of a piece of cardboard. would still have a go if i had the chance though! (thats my superficial side!!)

    • Woody

      Vein and vain are different! Write that down.

      • Wil

        Look out here come the spellin Nazis!

        Its the INTERNET dude, lighten up.

        Youre probably as uptight as THESE people are LOL

        • ha


          • onemm

            lol noice!

  • purpose

    but at what cost?…at what cost?

  • Dreamy

    I second nelly02’s opinion!

  • stafferty

    That last pic is a great photobomb. Kudos to the spikey haired oompa loompa.

    • Anonymous


      • Nerd from the Sticks

        Staffery – oompa loompa – Classic!!!

  • Harold

    some of these girls are a total loss and by loss I mean win, but a loss. i’m not lost

  • ozzie

    I should make a site called “” or they should change the name to :”we all look the”

  • Brandon

    So how did you guys get access to all these pics….?

  • ladyguitarstar

    Anyone else notice the photobomb in pic 3?

  • kaasmandaat

    And when they get 40~? and start being unattractive to the young people depression starts lol? Yeah thats what lifes about right, hihi.

  • aaron

    I bet this site is a treasure trove of duckfaces and Ed Hardy-related shenanigans.


    it’s like watching a beautiful train wreck

  • J.D.

    So I guess DrunkWhoresWithImplants (dot) com was taken? I’m not sayin’ I’m hot $hit or anything, but there’s only two or three of those girls I’d even bother to chat up, and they’re being that pretentious? The baristas at the espresso stand I stop at are hotter that these girls.

    I guess the real service here is to filter the worthless out of general circulation so that people who can hold a conversation and might even posses actual worthwhile skills don’t have to deal with them.

    Well heck, that’s worth it right there!

  • BillyBlaze

    They ask: Do you want to guarantee your dates will always be beautiful?
    One way to guarantee this is to meet your dates in person instead of online.

  • HellHathNoFury

    ‘Want to ensure that all of your dates have slept with at least one 50 yr-old rich guy with STDs?’
    Some of those women are drop-dead lookers, and I’m sure some of them are smart, but god forbid you ever get sick, in a car accident, or get disinherited by your family. physical attraction is, of course, neccessary in a relationship, but you can get really tired, really fast, of being treated like shit by a pretty face. I should know, all my supermodel girlfriends had to go because they treated me like a slave.

    • hi

      that is hilarious

  • Joey

    Who has the job of filtering out all the uglies? There’s a job for you..
    Sorry but your request to join this site has been denied due to you being ugly as fuck, please click on this link for top 10 ways to kill yourself..

  • effemel

    All I have to say is ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ all those pretentious bastards. I’d love to see what happens in a decade or so most of them still have the firmness of their implants but the look of a shar pei

    • Laura

      Oh man your comment made me laugh….

  • JoeClyde

    These people look like they are from the land of Hogan.

  • isawoj

    I bet the site is overrun with $30,000 Millionaires. I also bet that every $30,000 Millionaire lied about his income range when filling out their profile.

    I’m all for going out with a hot chick, but this site screams self-centeredness.

  • jaydub

    if you have to take your own picture you should be automatically disqualified from this site…get a friend

  • Alan

    should be

  • tee

    they only shows the girls.. how much do you want to bet ugly balding fat men are allowed on as long as they have money in the bank.

    • HellHathNoFury


      • Anonymous

        : typed the ugly people with no money
        i love being hot with money, but i do get that you’ll never understand your limitations, so i forgive you your fat legs, stretch marks, and exhausted desk chair

        • Big Bob

          “I love being hot with money”

          :typed the anonymous internet poster

        • HellHathNoFury

          That’s cool. When your money is gone and your looks fade, you’ll be left alone. But my ugly self will still be building derby cars with my hot guy friends, hunting with my hot guy friends, and working with my hot guy and girl friends. Because I have a brain and a personality.

          • Anonymous

            hey, i’m made up, you’re a stupid cunt in real life

            • MalthusMeal

              There is nothing I have read since coming to TheChive that says you have a personality, Hell. If that’s the case, I have a flying car and pet Velociraptor, I’ll show you mine when you prove yours, for once.

  • coachtom is more like it…

  • YesYes

    Hey, the women are all breathing, at least. Get the “I’d fuck ’em in the ass” vote from me.

  • sean

    i know the bitch in the leopard print, shes some bitch out here in tampa that likes that black cock

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