
So I may or may not have been slightly inebriated when I got back to my hotel and purchased a late night snack, a delicious 3 Musketeers. Since my first magical 3 Musketeers experience in 1984, I start by eating the chocolate shell off the nougat (wtf is nougat, btw?!) and then tackle the gooey center, and some things never change, even if I am seeing double at 4 am. Don’t judge me. Nom Nom Nom!
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LMFAO!!! MY GIRLFRIEND EATS IT THE SAME FUCKING WAY…. AND THAN ASKS ME IF I WANT SOME AFTER THE CHOCOLATE IS GONE AND ALL IS LEFT IS A TURD LOOKING NUGGET
Looks like a nasty poopie!!
That’s how I eat it! The center is the best part anyways..
Your doin it wrong
Same way I eat ‘em… I can’t believe you put that down on the hotel table and ate it.. SHIVERS..
My daughter does the same thing, and I always find what looks very much like a moldy poo in a wrapper in the garbage.
You have children?
Damn.
Yup, she’s 9. Grew her myself.
Mother want another or just go thru the motions??????
Neither.
Seriously, dude… learn to spell. The package is IN THE PHOTO and clearly says “Musketeers” not “MuskAteers.” Sheesh.
8racks shotgun* Get the fuck off the Chive. No one talks to the Creators of Awesome that way.
Lance….. this is a “No Douchenozzles Allowed” zone. I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
that is strange, i sort of eat twix the same way.
i scrape off the top chocolate layer with my teeth and then just eat the rest of it because the top layer of chocolate is gone and it is sort of all evened out.
I actually eat them way *blush* But I don’t eat them that often because they are kind of sticky.
That was a really shit post….just saying
man awesome post – made me chuckle :p
ps: i eat carrots that way /cackle
THE BURNINATOR!!!!
YOU all should be ashamed of yourselves…….the perfect combination of chocolate with the creamy inside is supposed to be eaten together!!!……
this is where we say:
YOU’re DOING IT WRONG!!
I do the same thing
I am so glad I am not the only weird person in the world