This is how I Nom a 3 Musketeers (8 photos)

January 11, 2010 | In: Crazy Food, WTF

So I may or may not have been slightly inebriated when I got back to my hotel and purchased a late night snack, a delicious 3 Musketeers. Since my first magical 3 Musketeers experience in 1984, I start by eating the chocolate shell off the nougat (wtf is nougat, btw?!) and then tackle the gooey center, and some things never change, even if I am seeing double at 4 am. Don’t judge me. Nom Nom Nom!

alano

LMFAO!!! MY GIRLFRIEND EATS IT THE SAME FUCKING WAY…. AND THAN ASKS ME IF I WANT SOME AFTER THE CHOCOLATE IS GONE AND ALL IS LEFT IS A TURD LOOKING NUGGET
harborcity13

Looks like a nasty poopie!!
Lionhearte

That’s how I eat it! The center is the best part anyways..
http://thejawatech.com jawatech

Your doin it wrong
whaazzzzup

Same way I eat ‘em… I can’t believe you put that down on the hotel table and ate it.. SHIVERS..
HellHathNoFury

My daughter does the same thing, and I always find what looks very much like a moldy poo in a wrapper in the garbage.

mook

You have children?

Damn.

HellHathNoFury

Yup, she’s 9. Grew her myself.

Skeeter

Mother want another or just go thru the motions??????

HellHathNoFury

Neither.

Lance

Seriously, dude… learn to spell. The package is IN THE PHOTO and clearly says “Musketeers” not “MuskAteers.” Sheesh.

HellHathNoFury

8racks shotgun* Get the fuck off the Chive. No one talks to the Creators of Awesome that way.

joeoby78

Lance….. this is a “No Douchenozzles Allowed” zone. I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000498406848 bryainiac

that is strange, i sort of eat twix the same way.
i scrape off the top chocolate layer with my teeth and then just eat the rest of it because the top layer of chocolate is gone and it is sort of all evened out.
Jenn the Hen

I actually eat them way *blush* But I don’t eat them that often because they are kind of sticky.
yeahsure

That was a really shit post….just saying
trogdor

man awesome post – made me chuckle :p
ps: i eat carrots that way /cackle

HellHathNoFury

THE BURNINATOR!!!!

Regina

YOU all should be ashamed of yourselves…….the perfect combination of chocolate with the creamy inside is supposed to be eaten together!!!……
this is where we say:
YOU’re DOING IT WRONG!!
Amy

I do the same thing I am so glad I am not the only weird person in the world